All posts tagged "Deep Thoughts"
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Deep Thoughts by a New Mom and Baby
DELIRIOUS NEW MOM: Cute kid. Wonder who it belongs to? DISAPPOINTED NEW BABY: I traveled all the way down the freakin’ birth canal and all...
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Deep Thoughts by Mercy James
“Da-yum. This woman’s got some guns on her!”
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Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise
“Okay, this time I’m going to get it IN my mouth.”
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Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz
Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar) “‘Smile?’ Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder...
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Deep Thoughts by Henry Driver
“Um, Mom? That dog is eating my sock!”
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Deep Thoughts by Nadya Suleman
“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”
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Deep Thoughts by Kal-El Cage
“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”
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Deep Thoughts by Levon Roan Hawke
“DUDE. Goatees are so 1992. Just like your movie career.”
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Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise
“This guy had better keep his paws off my purse. I’ll cut a bitch, you know!”
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