Tag: Angelina Jolie, Deep Thoughts, Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Deep Thoughts by Zahara Jolie-Pitt
“That’s right, people. We left the dead weight behind. Today is all about ME!”
Deep Thoughts by Sunday Rose Urban
“Joss Stone WISHES she rocked the bare feet as awesomely as I do!”
Deep Thoughts by Violet Affleck
“Woo-hoo! Check me out! Suri’s mom would NEVER let her wear pajamas to lunch.”
Deep Thoughts by a New Mom and Baby
DELIRIOUS NEW MOM: Cute kid. Wonder who it belongs to? DISAPPOINTED NEW BABY: I traveled all the way down the freakin’ birth canal and all I got was this...
Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz
Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar) “‘Smile?’ Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even...
Deep Thoughts by Nadya Suleman
“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”
Deep Thoughts by Kal-El Cage
“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”
