“That’s right, people. We left the dead weight behind. Today is all about ME!”
Tag - Deep Thoughts
“Joss Stone WISHES she rocked the bare feet as awesomely as I do!”
“Woo-hoo! Check me out! Suri’s mom would NEVER let her wear pajamas to lunch.”
“Da-yum. This woman’s got some guns on her!”
“Okay, this time I’m going to get it IN my mouth.”
Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)
“‘Smile?’ Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”
“Um, Mom? That dog is eating my sock!”
“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”
“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”