Deep Thoughts by Violet Affleck
Aug 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos, Pop Culture | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Jennifer Garner, Violet Affleck

“Woo-hoo! Check me out! Suri’s mom would NEVER let her wear pajamas to lunch.”
Deep Thoughts by a New Mom and Baby
Jul 30, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Skylar
DELIRIOUS NEW MOM: Cute kid. Wonder who it belongs to?
DISAPPOINTED NEW BABY: I traveled all the way down the freakin’ birth canal and all I got was this stupid hat.
Deep Thoughts by Mercy James
Jun 29, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Madonna, Mercy James

“Da-yum. This woman’s got some guns on her!”
Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise
Jun 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Suri Cruise

“Okay, this time I’m going to get it IN my mouth.”
Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz
May 19, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Ana Ortiz, Deep Thoughts

Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)
“‘Smile?’ Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”
Deep Thoughts by Henry Driver
May 11, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Henry Driver, Minnie Driver

“Um, Mom? That dog is eating my sock!”
Deep Thoughts by Nadya Suleman
May 7, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Deep Thoughts, OctoMom

“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”
Deep Thoughts by Kal-El Cage
Apr 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Kal-El Cage, Nicolas Cage

“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”




















