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The Ultimate Guide for Holiday Decorating Ideas — The Laughing Stork

The Ultimate Guide for Holiday Decorating Ideas

Our ultimate Christmas guide features ideas for your plastic junk, grab-worthy centerpieces, ways to make decorating the Christmas tree even more laborious, and more.

Outdoor Decorations

The key to making a statement with your outdoor Christmas decorations:  “More is more,” advises The Laughing Stork’s design expert and Co-Chairkitty, Marcy Cuddles.  “To paraphrase Kelis, ‘My plastic junk brings all the neighbors to the yard.’  Don’t be afraid to layer that plastic junk with even more plastic junk — you can never have enough penguins in Santa hats, by the way — on both your yard and your roof, and complement it with several hundred strings of lights in varying colors.  Top it off with extra-loud Christmas music for the whole neighborhood to enjoy all night long and voila!  Magic.”

Hint:  If you take a step back and can still see a hint of your house, you haven’t gone far enough.  ADD MORE PLASTIC JUNK.

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Mommy’s Little Enabler, er…I Mean, Helper

Posted on Reddit by a mother whose child was working on one of those typical holiday worksheets (a.k.a. “Way for teachers to kill time before winter break”) at school and totally threw her under the bus with the question:

“What does your mom want for Christmas?”

Hold on just a second.  Is that a WINE BOTTLE WITH A STRAW?  “Win,” indeed!  What we have here is a glimpse into heaven, folks.  Add that baby to my Christmas list!