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Top 10 Best Things About Having Charlie Sheen as a Grandfather

charliesheenYes, that’s right — Charlie Sheen is becoming a GRANDFATHER, people.  As the 47-year-old porn star collector and father of 28-year-old mom-to-be, Cassandra, told David Letterman last night: “Me as a grandfather, Dave…I don’t know. It’s like the world’s going to crack in half.  It’s fabulous. It’s just not a title I’m ready to adopt.”

Well, perhaps we can get Charlie a little more jazzed about being Grandpa Charlie with our list:

The Top 10 Best Things About Having Charlie Sheen as Your Grandfather

10. He always has young, flexible ladies on-hand to help entertain and babysit.

9.  He has delightful child-like qualities.  For example, he has admitted to possessing “the boogers of a 7-year-old.”

8.  When you get in trouble for misbehaving, you can always retort:  “At least I’m not as bad as GRANDPA CHARLIE!”

7.  He’s fluent in toddler-like babbling.

6.  Easy to find him during games of Hide-and-Seek in his usual “hiding” spot:  passed out under the dining room table.

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