What We Can Learn From Celebrity Holiday Cards

Dec 21, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: , , , , , ,

Celebrities have the advantage of being able to hire top styling professionals and graphic artists for their holiday cards, so let’s see what tips we can glean from their sure-to-be classy season’s greetings:

Octomom

Nadya Suleman suggests moms embrace putting the "ho" in "ho, ho, ho!" with HER card.

BethennyFrankel-HolidayCard

Bethenny Frankel goes the more traditional route by having her husband flaunt his holiday *package* in a unitard.

Kardashians

The Kardashians strive for a natural, down-to-earth look in all of their holiday cards.

celinedion

Celine Dion shows us how little effort is necessary -- no need to even leave your bed!

HIltons

The Hiltons manage to perform a Christmas miracle... and make Paris look demure.

parishilton-christmascard

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Mariah

Mariah Carey: Don't hesitate to employ the, um, flattering (and classy!) touch of a caricaturist

HughHefner-Twins-ChristmasCard

For some reason, Hugh Hefner's card makes me think of "Take Your Sluttily Dressed Great-Granddaughters to Work Day."

Britney-Kevin

Britney Spears: Make sure your card has a long shelf life.

Huckabee

The Huckabees are all about haute couture in *their* Christmas card.

Your Weekend Céline Dion Update (You KNOW You’ve Been Waiting for It): The Singer Welcomes Twin Boys

Oct 24, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags:

The reality of having to change multiple diapers hits Celine

Céline Dion, whose song, “My Heart Will Go On,” I totally rock on American Idol for Wii, is now the proud mama of fraternal twin boys — also known in medical circles as “a freakin’ handful.”

“Celine, René and their son René-Charles are thrilled,” says Céline’s rep.

One of the babies weighed in at 5 lbs., 4 oz., with the other at 5 lbs., 10 oz.

Céline’s doctor revealed that the delivery was done via C-section, and that the twins were both born with a good amount of hair.  So no baby toupees for them!

The twins are healthy, thankfully, but will spend the next few days in an incubator because they were born premature.

“Celine is resting now and they plan to discuss what to name the boys when she wakes up,” Céline’s rep adds. “René-Charles has been to the hospital to visit his brothers and is just so excited they are here.”

Until they’re old enough to steal and lose his toys, that is.

In celebration of this great occasion, I also would like to share my favorite news headline on this story, courtesy of the L.A. Times:

Céline Dion’s ‘Power of Love’ brings twin boys

Wow. That song reference wasn’t forced AT ALL!  *Ahem*

Congrats to the Céline clan!

Céline Dion’s Genes Will Go On and On

Aug 18, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

There’s a reason Céline is on the phone, y’all: she’s telling everyone she’s pregnant!

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