Bethenny Frankel goes the more traditional route by having her husband flaunt his holiday *package* in a unitard.

The Kardashians strive for a natural, down-to-earth look in all of their holiday cards.

Celine Dion shows us how little effort is necessary -- no need to even leave your bed!

The Hiltons manage to perform a Christmas miracle... and make Paris look demure.

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Mariah Carey: Don't hesitate to employ the, um, flattering (and classy!) touch of a caricaturist

For some reason, Hugh Hefner's card makes me think of "Take Your Sluttily Dressed Great-Granddaughters to Work Day."

Britney Spears: Make sure your card has a long shelf life.

The Huckabees are all about haute couture in *their* Christmas card.