Sources say when Ryan held her for the first time, he cooed, “Hey, girl…”
I know. I KNOW. I couldn’t resist.
Anyone who has so much as glanced at a tabloid in the past six months knows that actor Shia LaBeouf has been acting, um, curiously lately. In fact, it seems he’s regressed into a toddler — no offense to my toddler. Some similarities I’ve noticed:
I try very, very hard not to judge other parents– unless, that is, they happen to be a celebrity posting ridiculous pictures of themselves on the Internet, in which case I feel like they’re almost asking me to giggle and roll my eyes.
Here’s a photo that Beyonce just posted on her Tumblr page — with B looking after her daughter Blue in satin bustier undergarments and four-inch heels. OF COURSE. Pretty much how I dress for preschool drop-off every day.
Gisele posted this photo on Instagram with the hashtag #multitasking. When she posts a picture of her vacuuming with one hand, talking to preschool on the phone with the other, and holding one kid on one hip while dealing with a tantrum-throwing kid clinging to her ankle… THEN, she can type #multitasking.
Because I’m an equal opportunity fun-maker, here’s a lovely photo of new dad Nick Jonas holding baby Alena — SPONSORED BY DREFT.
Miranda Kerr posted this snapshot of her breastfeeding in red stilettos and a silk robe. Just like ALL moms breastfeed their kids — only, you know, in slippers, sweats and a milk-stained nursing bra. But otherwise EXACTLY the same.
Real Housewives “star” Kim Zolciak poses oh-so-casually for a selfie in her finest French maid-inspired maternity lingerie.