10 Things I Have Said to Both My Toddler and My Cats
Apr 8, 2013 | Filed Under: Pet Humor | Tags: Cats
Turns out, being kitty parents all these years really did prepare us for raising babies of the human variety — more so than I ever expected, as I find myself saying the very same things to our Himalayans and our two-year-old. For example…
10. “Stop licking me. It feels weird.”
9. “Sit still! There’s poop stuck on your butt.”
8. “Get off that table!”
7. “It would make me very happy if you wore this hat and let me take a picture.”
6. “You’re lucky you’re so cute.”
5. “Ouch. We need to cut your nails.”
4. “You have no idea how good your life is. I wish all I had to do is sleep and eat and play all day.”
3. “Why won’t you eat your dinner? I thought you liked chicken!”
2. “STOP IT — YOU’RE GOING TO WAKE THE BABY!”
1. “Are you mocking me?”
Cat vs. Paper Product
Jan 15, 2013 | Filed Under: Funny Animal and Pet Photos | Tags: Cats

“Don’t look at me, Mom — the paper towel started it!”
Cyber Monday Intervention
Nov 26, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Animal and Pet Photos | Tags: Cats

“No more online shopping for you! I will sleep on this keyboard ALL DAY if I have to!”
“Love the New Rug, Mom!”
Nov 7, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Animal and Pet Photos | Tags: Cats, Dogs, Siblings

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