What We Can Learn From Celebrity Holiday Cards

Dec 21, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Britney Spears, Celebrity Christmas Cards, Celine Dion, Kardashians, Mariah Carey, OctoMom, Paris Hilton

Celebrities have the advantage of being able to hire top styling professionals and graphic artists for their holiday cards, so let’s see what tips we can glean from their sure-to-be classy season’s greetings:

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Nadya Suleman suggests moms embrace putting the "ho" in "ho, ho, ho!" with HER card.

Bethenny Frankel goes the more traditional route by having her husband flaunt his holiday *package* in a unitard.

The Kardashians strive for a natural, down-to-earth look in all of their holiday cards.

Celine Dion shows us how little effort is necessary -- no need to even leave your bed!

The Hiltons manage to perform a Christmas miracle... and make Paris look demure.

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Mariah Carey: Don't hesitate to employ the, um, flattering (and classy!) touch of a caricaturist

For some reason, Hugh Hefner's card makes me think of "Take Your Sluttily Dressed Great-Granddaughters to Work Day."

Britney Spears: Make sure your card has a long shelf life.

The Huckabees are all about haute couture in *their* Christmas card.

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Young Moms Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears Spark Debate with — GASP! — Bikinis

Sep 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears

Considering the drama that’s dominated the Spears sisters’ lives the past few years — teenage pregnancies, shaved heads and custody battles… oh my! — these recent pictures of Britney and Jamie Lynn relaxing by the pool in Miami seem downright boring in comparison. Right…? Well, not if you ask Us Weekly‘s readers, who never fail to disappoint with their eloquent insight into pop culture and human behavior.

A few of the more wise comments made by the magazine’s readers about these pictures of the young mothers (with my responses to their observations):

9:15 PM Anonymous Says:

NO RUMORS ABOUT IT…THEY ARE LESLIANS….I CAN SAY WHAT I LIKE, ITS A FREE WORLD & I HAVE FREE SPEECH….YOU DON’T LIKE IT? DON’T READ IT!

Candy says: In case you’re not as educated as this reader, a “leslian” is a person whose sexual orientation is to women and men named “Leslie.”

8:50 PM tina Says:

Sorry, nudity has its place, and it is not in public. Period. They look like skanks.

Candy says: That’s right! They should know better than to go out nak — um, what?

7:31 PM Anonymous Says:

They really should put some clothes on!!
They are mothers-aren’t They?

Candy says: Yes! And all mothers should be forced to wear the “mom uniform” of flesh-covering sweatsuits or khakis. Bathing suits should NOT allowed for the child-bearing set. Ew.

7:06 PM Anonymous Says:

I enjoy watching others in their bikinis. I am a guy and I wear Speedo type swimwear whenever I can. I would like for US to show both sexes in bikini swimwear.

Candy says: You and me both, buddy. You and me both.

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