Because when you think of quality family time, you think of judging celebrities’ outfits together. Also, I should note that I did not prompt or in any other way influence my four-year-old daughter’s responses to the photos. Turns out, she is a fashion police NATURAL. (*Sniff* I’ve never been so proud.)
Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani
4-YEAR-OLD: Yes. Looks like it has butterflies on it.
MR. CANDY: Pretty dress, but washes her out.
ME: Looks like she had Britney Spears’ Toxic bodysuit made into a ballgown.
If you thought Angelina Jolie had the best Valentine’s Day ever just because she’s with Brad Pitt, well, no offense, but you were completely and utterly WRONG. According to always-totally-trustworthy tabloid sources, Brad presented Angie with BREATH MINTS this Valentine’s Day, romantic guy that he is. “It is sort of a joke — and not,” a source claimed. “He always teases her that she has bad breath.”
Something tells me Brad did NOT get a piece yesterday. Not so much as a peek at Angelina’s Leg.
However, to make Angelina feel better, we thought we would come up with a reassuring list…
Six Valentine’s Day Gifts That May Be Even Worse Than Breath Mints
Because, sometimes, celebrities need some motherly scolding…
Justin and Selena reunite for a night at Beverly Hills Hotel
Selena. You’re totally going to regret this, girl — oh, whatever. You’re kids. This is what kids do — only not usually in the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Carry on, you silly, lovesick fools.
William Bradley Pitt
Deets: 48 years old; born in Shawnee, Oklahoma; American actor and film producer
Family Low-Down: Has six children, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox and Vivienne, with fiancée Angelina Jolie
DILF-able Qualities: Big daddy muscles from lugging around all those kids.
What we imagine Brad’s O-face looks like:
Uh-oh. We’ve got a nose bleeder!
Celebrity DILF #3>>
“Don’t look now, but there’s a serious case of Mom Jeans at four o’clock.”
Looks like Vivienne is taking a page from the Sarah Palin Book of Fashion.
Brad and Mad at a New Orleans Saints game
Guess I’m not the only one who has a hard time taking Brad seriously with that beard-thing.
… Right after Maddox’s GQ photoshoot, it would appear. Dapper!
BRAD: You know, pretending you don’t see my chin scruff will NOT make it go away.
ANGELINA: Can’t blame a girl for trying.
Brad Pitt (dressed as DJ Lance Rock from the kids’ TV show Yo GabbaGabba) and Angelina Jolie (dressed in, um, her usual clothes) took the clan trick-or-treating without security in the Hollywood Hills last night. Glad to see I’m not the only parent who dressed up like a goofball.