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The Best, The Worst and the Most ‘Frozen’-Inspired Dressed at the 2014 Oscars: As Critiqued by Me, My Husband and My Four-Year Old Daughter

Because when you think of quality family time, you think of judging celebrities’ outfits together.  Also, I should note that I did not prompt or in any other way influence my four-year-old daughter’s responses to the photos.  Turns out, she is a fashion police NATURAL.  (*Sniff* I’ve never been so proud.)

Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani

Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani

4-YEAR-OLD:   Yes.  Looks like it has butterflies on it.

MR. CANDY: Pretty dress, but washes her out.

ME: Looks like she had Britney Spears’ Toxic bodysuit made into a ballgown.

Fiance of the Year So Far: Brad Pitt Gives Angelina Jolie Breath Mints for Valentine’s Day

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If you thought Angelina Jolie had the best Valentine’s Day ever just because she’s with Brad Pitt, well, no offense, but you were completely and utterly WRONG.  According to always-totally-trustworthy tabloid sources, Brad presented Angie with BREATH MINTS this Valentine’s Day, romantic guy that he is. “It is sort of a joke — and not,” a source claimed. “He always teases her that she has bad breath.”

Something tells me Brad did NOT get a piece yesterday.  Not so much as a peek at Angelina’s Leg.

However, to make Angelina feel better, we thought we would come up with a reassuring list…

Six Valentine’s Day Gifts That May Be Even Worse Than Breath Mints

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End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands

Because, sometimes, celebrities need some motherly scolding…

Justin and Selena reunite for a night at Beverly Hills Hotel

Selena.  You’re totally going to regret this, girl — oh, whatever.  You’re kids.  This is what kids do — only not usually in the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills.  Carry on, you silly, lovesick fools.

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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #2: Brad Pitt

William Bradley Pitt

Deets: 48 years old; born in Shawnee, Oklahoma; American actor and film producer

Family Low-Down:  Has six children, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox and Vivienne, with fiancée Angelina Jolie

DILF-able Qualities:  Big daddy muscles from lugging around all those kids.

What we imagine Brad’s O-face looks like:

Uh-oh.  We’ve got a nose bleeder!

Celebrity DILF #3>>