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Overly Tanned Ralph Lauren Fries Brain in Sun, Fires Size-4 Model for Being “Too Fat

As you may remember from an earlier post, Ralph Lauren was under fire for the above-left ad, in which model Filippa Hamilton was airbrushed to resemble a Praying Mantis...

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Karl Lagerfeld: You’re All Fat, Chip-Eating Jealous Losers!

If ANYBODY knows real beauty, it’s this good-looking man right here, Karl Lagerfeld.   So when he heard that a popular German magazine was banning hanger-like...

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Get Ralph Lauren’s Bobblehead Look — Just Add Photoshop!

Alternatively, you can add no food to your diet.  Ever! Ralph Lauren’s legal team was apparently none too pleased when Boing Boing (via Photoshop Disasters)...

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Women to Fill Bra Cups with Their Muffin-Tops

Well, here’s a medical advancement I’m surprised is just becoming available:  breast enlargements using fat from other parts of the body will become a...

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Women Spend Year of Their Lives Deciding What to Wear

In news that comes as no surprise to the woman who just discarded three maternity shirts before deciding on the same one she wears every day, most women will spend...

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The Hallelujah Report: Doctors Say No Rush to Lose Pregnancy Weight

On more than one occasion, when I would tell a friend that I was pregnant, s/he would exclaim, “Congratulations!” followed soon thereafter by a supposedly...

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Ode to Natural Mother-Daughter Beauty

When I think of natural beauty, I think of a shiny, lonely star against the night sky.  The sun’s rays bouncing off the season’s first snowfall. The upturn...

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Time to Laugh at Moms Who Don’t Have Washboard Stomachs!

Yay!  Good times. The Daily Mail, which should win the Pulitzer Prize in women-bashing editorial, offers an oh-so-hysterical open letter to Julia Roberts...

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Perfect Gift for “Woman of the Etiquette”

All the stinky ladies…. All the stinky ladies… Now put your hands up! Thank goodness the Chinese have our backs or, um, boxes for “when stinks”...

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Dealing with Stretch Marks and Other Joys of Pregnancy

Moms who choose not to commemorate their pregnancy with a scrapbook, blog or what-have you still often have another lasting memento: stretch marks. Yay! A pregnancy...