I must be becoming desensitized to these childbirth recreation cakes, because I must say: that vagina cake looks delicious.
Tag - Baby Shower Cakes
When I say I like to nibble on chubby babies, I mean it FIGURATIVELY. Yikes.
Way too realistic-looking for my, um, taste. Guess we should just be thankful it’s not a red velvet cake.
Having watched an unhealthy number of baby delivery shows since becoming pregnant, I have witnessed my share of water births. But never have I seen one in which they greet the baby with a floating cake and edible mom:
Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.
Also, apparently, a time to let the Baby Mama know exactly what’s in store for her:
Never before did I think I would have to censor a baby shower cake, but there’s a first for everything, I suppose — including the first time I’ve looked at a dessert and actually LOST my appetite (truly, a Sign of the Apocalypse).
For those of you who forgot your I.D. in order to see this X-rated goodie in all its uncensored glory, YES, the carpet matches the curtains. I know you were wondering. Sicko!
This is what happens when a man designs a cake: Amazing attention to detail on the perfectly perky double-Ds (clearly, this cake has been stored in the FREEZER), yet the poor mom is missing an arm, head and legs — and has given birth to Baby Gumby.
Yup, this cake pretty much encapsulates The Beauty of Motherhood through the eyes of a dude. Awwwww.
Oh dear. I think she may have eaten her twin.
A cake certain to make the baby shower hostess the butt of many jokes:
Well, this is just all sorts of wrong, isn’t it? I mean, everybody knows you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO LAY A BABY ON HER STOMACH, a fact that’s been drilled home several billion times by my baby books —
What’s that? Oh yes, that IS a headless baby, isn’t it? Huh. Ah, nothing says “have a healthy, happy pregnancy” quite like a beheaded baby dessert! Suppose that renders the whole laying-baby-on-her-stomach argument moot.
Even the teddy bear is bowled over in disbelief.[via CakeWrecks.com]
Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry to be willing to dig into any of these beauties…[portfolio_slideshow]
I’m not sure which part is more disturbing: the little hand severing his mom’s belly to share a grammatically incorrect message with shower-goers, or that the mom-to-be appears to be pregnant with Porky Pig.
The most striking detail of this cake is what?
1) That it clearly was terribly cold in the bakery the day they frosted the cake;
2) The Dutch pride displayed on those elegant acrylic nails;
3) That the elegant acrylic nails apparently belong to an Amazonian alien;
4) The irony in the fact that her belly button resembles a condom;
5) Um, what…? I’m sorry, but I’m currently blinded by the cake’s high beams.