This Christmas Photo is Purr-fection
Dec 13, 2010 | Filed Under: Funny Animal and Pet Photos, Pet Humor | Tags: Around the Web, Christmas Photos
Let’s face it: I am not in a position to make a snarky remark about this holiday greeting, because we all know if I didn’t have a husband and children, this would totally be MY Christmas card. Only with more thoughtful kitty close-ups.
So all I will say is, AWESOME.
Kid ready to start playdating again
Aug 4, 2010 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: Around the Web, Humor & Satire
TAMPA, FL—Despite having been hurt more times than he can count, local kindergartner Kyle Gallagher told reporters this week that he’s finally ready to get out there and start playdating again.
Gallagher, whose last serious relationship ended three months ago, said his decision to meet new children and return to the playdating scene wasn’t easy.
“I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous—after all, it’s been a while since I’ve played spacemen with someone else,” Gallagher said between small sips from a grape-juice box. “But I just can’t worry about that kind of thing anymore. It’s time to get back on that horse and see what’s out there for me.”
“I mean, I’m almost five and a half,” he added. “I’m not getting any younger.”
According to sources close to Gallagher, the small child has focused on keeping himself busy in recent weeks by drawing pictures of ninjas and searching for hidden treasures in hopes of distracting himself from the pain of his recent breakup.
