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One Punch Away from a Free Pudding
Apr 20, 2011If my hospital offered a frequent patient punch card, I’m guessing I would be one punch...
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Candy’s “Mom-Tastic” Moment (Plus a Dig About Mr. Candy’s Home State)
Apr 20, 2011As part of Kodak Gallery’s sponsored promotion of their “Mom-Tastic” Moment contest, they asked me to...
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Poop Patrol
Apr 13, 2011All parents have big dreams for their children, so you can imagine my pride when I...
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I Blame the Vampire Trend
Apr 12, 2011I knew something bad had happened when Skye returned home from daycare yesterday and Mr. Candy...
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Jedi Cat Mind Tricks
Apr 12, 2011“You WILL swing directly into my claws. And tell the human to bring me a snack.”
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Baby Shower Cakes: Why You Should Never Drink & Bake
Apr 12, 2011Finally: A cake celebrating blow-up dolls giving birth to monkey-toddlers with hair clips! There has definitely...
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30 Weeks and One Monster-Sized Baby
Apr 11, 2011“You’re cooking up a monster-sized baby in there, I see,” the doctor chuckled, looking down at...
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It’s Mr. Candy’s World, and I’m Just Lying Down in It
Apr 5, 2011The moment Mr. Candy and I declared “I do” in front of a hundred family and...
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Move Over, Kate and Wills…
Mar 30, 2011An update on the real romance of the decade: A well-placed daycare source tells us that...
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27 Weeks, 4 Days
Mar 23, 2011I was watching an old episode of The Office last night where Michael is “roughing it”...