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Boy Calls 911 on Mom to Avoid Bedtime — Inspiring a Top 10 List of “Dumbest 911 Calls Ever Made”
Feb 22, 2013My kids employ plenty of bedtime delay tactics (see: here), but I suppose I should be...
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Fiance of the Year So Far: Brad Pitt Gives Angelina Jolie Breath Mints for Valentine’s Day
Feb 15, 2013If you thought Angelina Jolie had the best Valentine’s Day ever just because she’s with Brad...
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10 Worst Ways to Encourage Your Wife to Have Sex with You After Baby
Jan 24, 2013Many men I know — I, uh, won’t name names — complain that their wives don’t...
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10 Important Lessons Our Children Learn from Princess Stories
Jan 22, 2013How much do I love classic princess tales? Let me count the ways… Feel free to...
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Top 10 Worst Phrases a Doctor Could Utter During a Vasectomy
Dec 18, 2012(Note to Medical Professionals: It’s important to be very sensitive to men’s anxieties and use delicate...
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Top 10 Signs You Are the Second Child
Nov 14, 2012As you know, The Laughing Stork is not always about making silly jokes — the cats...
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10 Things I Hate Myself For Thinking… But Never Say
Oct 30, 2012Oh, c’mon. You know at least one of these embarrassing thoughts has crossed your mind, too…...
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5 Best Halloween Pranks for Parents
Oct 24, 2012Why should only the kids have all the mischief-filled fun on Halloween? If you’re looking to...
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10 Things People Say to New Parents—and What They Really Mean
Oct 9, 2012When we welcome a new addition into our lives, we also have no choice but to...
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10 Totally Embarrassing New(ish) Mom Moments
Oct 1, 2012Last week on Facebook, I mentioned how I did my daughter’s preschool drop-off with my fly...