Top 10 Lists
Top 10 Parenting Phrases That Used to Have Completely Different (Read: Dirtier) Meanings
Remember the pre-kids days when these phrases meant something completely different? (Yeah, we don’t either.)
Top 10 Signs You Are Ready to Have Baby #2
When you’re already juggling one kid—and everything else in life—it can be hard to remember to put on...
Top 10 Signs You Are the Mother of a Toddler
Being the parent of a child between the ages of 1 and 3 is a very special time...
Top 10 Best Things About Halle Berry Being a Mother of “Advanced Maternal Age”
When Halle Berry announced that she was (GASP!) pregnant at 46 years of age, people were taken aback...
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want to lick...
10 Ways My Preschooler is Like an Elderly Person
I can’t help but notice that my daughter and 91-year-old grandmother have quite a bit in common…
We Asked, You Answered: Does Your Kid Have an Unusual “Lovey”?
My three-year-old daughter has developed a strange bedtime routine, wherein she refuses to go to sleep without applying...
Top 10 Worst Attempts to “Mom”-ify Words
Apparently, once you become a mom, every descriptor relating to you must have “MOM” injected into it, no...
Boy Calls 911 on Mom to Avoid Bedtime — Inspiring a Top 10 List of “Dumbest 911 Calls Ever Made”
My kids employ plenty of bedtime delay tactics (see: here), but I suppose I should be thankful they...
Fiance of the Year So Far: Brad Pitt Gives Angelina Jolie Breath Mints for Valentine’s Day
If you thought Angelina Jolie had the best Valentine’s Day ever just because she’s with Brad Pitt, well,...
10 Worst Ways to Encourage Your Wife to Have Sex with You After Baby
Many men I know — I, uh, won’t name names — complain that their wives don’t put out...
10 Important Lessons Our Children Learn from Princess Stories
How much do I love classic princess tales? Let me count the ways… Feel free to add other...