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Storktionary Word of the Day: Vacation

Vacation (n.) 1. Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too. More Storktionary terms…

Storktionary Word of the Day: Patience

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Storktionary Word of the Day: Insomnia

Insomnia (n.) 1.  A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. 2.  A condition from which many parents suffer for 18 or more years. More Storktionary...

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Word of the Day: Instagrammed

Instagrammed (past participle; verb) 1. What us parents do to photographs of their kids in hopes of making them more “artsy” and interesting; 2.  Why kids...

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Pregnancy Term of the Day: “Advanced Maternal Age”

Advanced Maternal Age (n.) 1.  When a mother is age 35 or older at the time of delivery of her baby; 2.  A not particularly uplifting description obviously made up by...

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Word of the Day: Adolescence

Adolescence (n.) 1. Nature’s way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. Synonyms:  The eye-rolling period; attitude with a capital ‘TUDE; one giant...

Storktionary Word of the Day: Energy

Energy (n.) 1. Element of vitality that kids always have in excess until asked to do something. 2. Something parents had before they had kids. More Storktionary...

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Phrase of the Day: Mommy Adrenaline

Mommy Adrenaline noun  /mom-ee uh-dren-l-in/ 1.  A magical burst of energy, widely called mommy adrenaline, that allows new mothers to power through exhaustion and...

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Word of the Day: Hamper

Hamper (n.) 1.  A wooden or wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by — but not containing — dirty clothing. More Storktionary terms…

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Storktionary Term of the Day: Extreme Closeup

Extreme Closeup (n.) 1.  The manner in which all children insist on viewing videos and television, despite their parents’ impassioned and medically-proven warning...