Storktionary

  • Word of the Day: Adolescence

    Adolescence (n.) 1. Nature’s way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. Synonyms:  The eye-rolling period; attitude with a capital ‘TUDE; one giant walking...

  • Storktionary Word of the Day: Energy

    Energy (n.) 1. Element of vitality that kids always have in excess until asked to do something. 2. Something parents had before they had kids....

  • Phrase of the Day: Mommy Adrenaline

    Mommy Adrenaline noun  /mom-ee uh-dren-l-in/ 1.  A magical burst of energy, widely called mommy adrenaline, that allows new mothers to power through exhaustion and mothers...

  • Word of the Day: Hamper

    Hamper (n.) 1.  A wooden or wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by — but not containing — dirty clothing. More Storktionary terms…

  • Storktionary Term of the Day: Extreme Closeup

    Extreme Closeup (n.) 1.  The manner in which all children insist on viewing videos and television, despite their parents’ impassioned and medically-proven warning that it...