Category - Satire

Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!

Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies. Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:...

Body Language Expert: Suri Cruise’s Moves Decoded!

A body language expert tells The Laughing Stork the true meaning behind Suri’s mysterious moves. By forcefully leaning forward, “she’s indicating she would like to take the lead on an important project,” body language expert Dr. I. Lie Freely...

Parents: The Unsung Heroes

  Joyce Whitcomb, 45, helped increase appetites — and sales — at her son’s baseball bake sale fundraiser by donating her “special herb brownies.”  Profits from the munchies-fueled event covered the cost of...

The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

WHICH longtime television star has been having clandestine meetings with a hair transplant specialist? Insiders say he hopes to turn around his stalled career with his new, luscious locks. He even turned to a certain “Pulp Fiction”...