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A Special Mother’s Day E-Card: Shauna Sand Edition

In honor of all the hot mamas out there, we at The Laughing Stork present our second oh-so-serious and sentimental e-card in our new line of Mother’s Day greeting...

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For the Special Mama in Your Life: Mother’s Day E-Cards

In honor of all the hot mamas out there, The Laughing Stork is launching a precious and oh-so-serious line of Mother’s Day e-cards — with a new one revealed...

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Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!

Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a...

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Body Language Expert: Suri Cruise’s Moves Decoded!

A body language expert tells The Laughing Stork the true meaning behind Suri’s mysterious moves. By forcefully leaning forward, “she’s indicating she would like to...

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Parents: The Unsung Heroes

  Joyce Whitcomb, 45, helped increase appetites — and sales — at her son’s baseball bake sale fundraiser by donating her “special herb...

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Op-Ed Contributor — Zahara Jolie-Pitt — How I’d Fix Our Broken Economy

BY ZAHARA JOLIE-PITT In between jet-setting to glamorous foreign cities I can’t pronounce and hiding the twins in Daddy’s gym bag — just a fun game we...

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Breaking: Suri Cruise Chews on Flip-Flop!

In a shocking development that has rocked the entire free world, two-and-a-half-year-old Suri Cruise was spotted — GASP! — chewing on a rubber flip-flop that...

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The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

WHICH longtime television star has been having clandestine meetings with a hair transplant specialist? Insiders say he hopes to turn around his stalled career with his...

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He Said, She Said: Advice Column for Celebrity Offspring

Welcome to He Said, She Said, a column in which The Laughing Stork’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity....

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‘Cosmopolitan’ Introduces Most Erotic Sex Position Ever: The Please-Him Pretzel Twist

Photo illustration by Gallery of the Absurd Carnal challenge:  EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS: Lie on the floor, a bed or a litter-free street corner.  Position your man so he...