Mmmmm… musty onesies.
Category - Satire
Remember life before kids? Yeah, our recollection is a little fuzzy, too. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane to see how everyday life has changed since becoming parents…
You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was giggling at such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool would it be if there were bumper stickers celebrating the things my toddler has accomplished?” And then I had another thought: “Oh. Maybe I should concentrate on the road instead of that mini-van’s bumper.”
So here they are: my toddler-inspired bumper sticker concepts, touting my toddler’s achievements (along with other interesting “quirks” and inspiring quotes). I don’t mean to brag, BUT…
A couple of years ago, I created a Pregnancy Bingo Card, so I figured it was time to update our game selection with — yes, you guessed it — The Laughing Stork’s Toddler Bingo. Enjoy!
The battles taking place during a mom’s “March Madness” involve slightly different competitors than, say, Gonzaga vs. Wichita State.
It’s no secret that new babies aren’t exactly the best thing for our sex lives. In fact, sex is often the furthest thing from an exhausted mom’s mind. So I couldn’t help imagining a new father’s take on one of Frozen‘s most popular songs. I present to you… DO YOU WANNA GET IT ON? as sung to the music of “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?”