An Interview with Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump
May 14, 2013 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Just for Belly Laughs, Satire | Tags: Interviews with Famous Baby Bumps, Kate Middleton
Thanks for welcoming our featured celebrity of the day, Kate Middleton‘s Baby Bump!
Best known in the tabloids for being “flaunted” or “hidden” or “too waif-like,” Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump (KMBB) has risen to fame the old-fashioned way: by being part of a royal family.
About seven months old, KMBB is also a fan of being outfitted in classy designer outfits and just generally being simple and down-to-earth while relaxing in its four-story, 20-room apartment in Kensington Palace. The Laughing Stork was fortunate enough to get a chance to sit down with KMBB and get its thoughts about life as the most famous baby bump in the world.
THE LAUGHING STORK: We appreciate you taking the time to talk to us, Your Royal Highness.
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY BUMP: You should. I’m missing tea with Piers Morgan’s hairpiece for this!
The Laughing Stork’s Baby Sign Language Chart
May 13, 2013 | Filed Under: Babies, Satire | Tags: Baby Sign Language
Want to help your your infant or toddler communicate their needs and thoughts before they are “blessed” with the gift of speech? Is daycare teaching baby sign language to your child, making him — and you — frustrated because you have no clue what he is signing? First step: familiarize yourself with the most helpful signs with our baby sign language chart!
Infographic: How Moms Spend Mother’s Day
May 8, 2013 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: Infographic, Mother's Day
Mother’s Day Coupons That Moms REALLY Want
May 7, 2013 | Filed Under: eCards | Tags: Mother's Day, Mother's Day Coupon
Forget a coupon for brunch in bed, followed by a pile of dirty dishes that MOM has to clean up. Sometimes, the things for which moms most long are much more simple…
Funny Quotes About Toddlers: Jerry Seinfeld Edition
May 6, 2013 | Filed Under: eCards, Toddlers | Tags: Funny Parenting Quotes, Funny Toddler Quotes, Jerry Seinfeld
Forget Piggyback Rides and Bedtime Stories — It’s a BEARD That Makes Men Good Dads
May 1, 2013 | Filed Under: Charts & Infographics, In the News | Tags: Dads
In today’s useless study news, new research has shown that men with full beards are rated HIGHEST for parenting ability and perceived as better fathers. Naturally, The Laughing Stork conducted a follow-up study that breaks down what, exactly, makes these bearded fellows such good dads:
Top 10 Ways OB Exams Are Like Trips to the Mechanic
May 1, 2013 | Filed Under: Just for Belly Laughs, Top 10 List
10. They’re administered by someone who’s wearing gloves and looking under the hood.
9. The place is full of shiny instruments.
8. You’re there because you noticed a disconcerting leak.
7. They recommend you come back for regular checkups.
6. You’re not entirely thrilled when they suggest stripping down.
