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Oh, Baby: The Birthing Orgasm
Mar 25, 2009Whenever I ask mothers about their labor experience, the response I most commonly hear is, “Boy,...
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OMIGOD THAT BABY IS ACTUALLY IN MY BELLY?!?!
Mar 24, 2009I was born back in the olden days, before they gave regular ultrasounds to pregnant ladies...
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File This Under: “Phrases I NEVER Thought I’d Hear My Husband Utter”
Mar 22, 2009“Oh my god, our daughter has such a pronounced labia!” –Mr. Candy’s response to seeing the...
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The 30-Pound Newborn
Mar 17, 2009“Here you go, ” the nurse smiles as she lays my baby girl in my waiting...
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Today’s Pearl of Wisdom for a “Healthy Pregnancy Diet”
Mar 10, 2009From the March of Dimes Web site: “Never eat nonfood items like clay, paraffin wax or coffee...
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You Might Have Pregnancy Brain If…
Mar 8, 2009… You open your fridge, only to find you’d apparently put the box of Frosted Flakes...
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The Pregnancy News Reaction Awards
Mar 6, 2009MOST UTTERLY DISAPPOINTING REACTION GOES TO… Mr. Candy! CANDY: So, honey, I took a pregnancy test...
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Thump, Thump, Thump
Mar 3, 2009I’ve recently taken a break from my iPod’s usual Kanye/Katy Perry/Rihanna/Cold Play/Young MC (Shut up! I...
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Don’t You Dare Write That in Your Column!
Mar 2, 2009It’s critical to be surrounded by a sensitive support team during pregnancy. Your emotions are raging...
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Fun at Quiznos
Feb 22, 2009INT. QUIZNOS SUB SHOP — WEST HOLLYWOOD — DAY ZOOM ON CANDY’S FOUR-AND-A-HALF-MONTH PREGNANT STOMACH, which...