Sep 21, 2015
When you’re already juggling one kid—and everything else in life—it can be hard to remember to put on your pants before leaving the house, let alone figure out...
Sep 15, 2014
According to the mom-to-be, the concept was her mom’s idea. Hmmm… I think Grandma missed the target on this one. (See what I did there?) via Awkward...
Sep 03, 2014
When I was pregnant, I didn’t really have to announce it. I would just show up at parties and decline alcoholic drinks and my friends were all, “OMIGOD,...
May 27, 2014
Behold our second installment of totally honest birth announcements (THBA)!
Apr 27, 2014
To all the pregnant ladies out there, remember: THIS is the prize at the end of your nine (or more!) months of pregnancy and many hours of labor: the chance to take...
Feb 18, 2014
Because when you think of celebrating a new life, you think of these words: alien chest burster, sugary sperm and a cannibal’s dream cupcake!
Jan 08, 2014
Ah, how things would change. From our sister site, PregnancyHumor.com (also written and published by yours truly)…
May 22, 2013
May 20, 2013
SPOILER ALERT FOR MOMS-TO-BE: Babies don’t come out looking like that. Think less happy toddler, more gooey, angry alien. via Awkward Family Photos
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