The Afternoon Dish: Monroe and Moroccan’s First Birthday Picture and Snooki’s Sacrifice for Her Baby

May 15, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags:

DOUBLE THE CUTENESS:  Mariah and Nick share a picture from Monroe & Moroccan’s first birthday party in Paris
Matching white outfits — all the better to smear chocolate icing on!

A MOTHER’S SACRIFICE:  Pregnant Snooki gives up tanning for her baby
In related news, tanning salons in New Jersey reporting 90% dip in sales.

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Who Wore It Best: Drew Barrymore vs. The Mad Hatter

May 14, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Who Wore It Best | Tags:

I think Drew Barrymore is adorable. Her maternity style, however…

LEFT:  Expectant mama Drew Barrymore heading to a hair salon in NYC

RIGHT: Mad Hatter heading to work to invent mind-controlling devices and other fun gadgets

The Afternoon Dish: Isabella Cruise Talks About Nicole and Anna Faris on Official “BABY BUMP WATCH!”

May 10, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities

MYSTERIOUS FAMILIES:  Isabella Cruise says,  “I see my mom [Nicole Kidman] sometimes”
With that kind of close relationship, Nicole must be getting something major from her on Mother’s Day.  Like a text message.

PREGNANCY ALERT:  Anna Faris announces she’s pregnant, shows off “bump” at Dictator premiere
Oh yes, Anna.  Consider yourself on official BABY BUMP WATCH!  Current status:  Size of a Lima Bean.

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First Pictures of Charlize Theron’s Baby Boy Are Making My Ovaries Dance

May 8, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: ,

Stop staring at me with that adorably perplexed look, Jackson Theron!  My son is nearing his one-year birthday, a milestone that has been known to make my ovaries do the salsa in the past, so the last thing I need is you giving me a case of the babies, too.  Seriously.  And take that preppy baby cardigan off while you’re at it.  I mean it; it’s just more cuteness than I can bear.

At least you’re not wearing a baby fedora.  That may have just sent me over the edge.

More of Baby J…

Moms Hit the Red Carpet at the 2012 Met Ball [OH YES, THERE ARE PHOTOS]

May 7, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Fashion Police | Tags: , , , , , ,

My invitation to this year’s Met gala somehow got lost in the mail — No!  I lie!  The cats and I are convinced Leslie Bibb totally stole it — so instead of providing you with behind-the-scenes juice about Dakota Fanning throwing Skittles down the front of Sofia Vergara’s dress, all I can offer are these pictures of celebrity moms at the event, complete with expert fashion commentary below.

WARNING:  Parental discretion is advised, as Beyoncé appeared to have suffered a Mommy Brain moment and forgotten the back of her dress.  Whoopsie!  (We’ve all been there.)

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Uh-oh. Looks like they ran out of Muppets willing to sacrifice themselves for Beyonce's get-up.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is one mild breeze away from showing us where Apple and Moses came from.

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Jessica Alba keeps it classy with a golden goddess Michael Kors number. What, no Muppet roadkill or near-vaginal slips? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, ALBA?

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There's a lot going on in this picture -- Tom! Gisele! Givenchy Haute Couture! Velvet! -- and yet all I can think is: DUDE, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR?!

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A Sofia Vergara picture with no cleavage? Brace yourselves, folks -- it's a Sign of the Apocalypse!

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Elizabeth Banks kindly stuck around in case Geisha services were requested.

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Um, Alicia Keys...? I hope it's the fit of the tux -- and not having a child -- that's making your vagina appear to hang to your knees.

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Amy Adams shows us how you can creatively use leftover holiday bows!

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Debra Messing uses her easy-access dress to score some beads at the event! Sweet.

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Cate Blanchett wears a black trumpet-hem Alexander McQueen gown. Bonus for the Met Ball's cleaning crew: her feather duster swept up all dirt in her path!

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"I'm wearing Valentino because I love this dress. It reminded me of a different time," said Sarah Jessica Parker. Yes! A time when... "Little House on the Prairie" was on TV.

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Heidi Klum wears an Escada mini with a lace overlay and Christian Louboutin heels -- you know, everyday mom attire.

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Marion Cotillard, mom of almost one-year-old Marcel, wears Dior Haute Couture and little else.

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Amy Poehler has made us laugh so hard that we can't breathe, so it's only fair that she wear a dress in which *she* can't breathe.

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Brooke Shields armed herself with a cane because Arnold Schwarzenegger was rumored to show up. "Get your hands off of there, Schwarzenegger!"

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Karolina Kurkova, mom of two-year-old Tobin, finds a creative solution for a bad hair day.

The Morning Dish: Jenny McCarthy’s Pregnancy Solidarity Tweet and Exton Elias Downey’s TV Debut [PHOTOS]

May 7, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: , , ,

An oh-so-serious roundup of the latest celebrity family news…

CELEBRITY SISTERHOOD:   Jenny McCarthy Tweets this picture of herself, writing:  “Dear @JessicaSimpson. I think pregnant women look perfect just they way they are!”
Nice gesture.  Of course, in Jenny’s book, Belly Laughs, she ruefully writes:  “My pregnant ass…was loaded with cottage cheese.  …I was demoralized.”  But, you know, details, details.

FATHER OF THE WEEK:  Matthew Fox arrested for DUI
He never should have left the island.

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Celebrity Family Photo Gallery

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Hank Baskett and 2-year-old son Hank Jr. leave a doctor's office in L.A. What a luscious mane of hair Hank Jr. has! No word on whether he plans on sharing some of it with Dad.

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Hilary Duff Tweets a picture of herself with 7-week-old son Luca Cruz, who's all, "Wassup?"

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Expectant mama Alyson Hannigan and hubby Alexis Denisof goof around with 3-year-old Satyana at the park. Perhaps if Alyson did that, it would speed up labor! Or just be terribly uncomfortable. Either/or.

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Charlize Theron and 6-month-old son Jackson hop on a private jet in Paris, France. Charlize's shoes reportedly were so high, she didn't even need a ladder to get on the plane. True story.

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Five(ish)-months-pregnant Tori Spelling relaxes by the pool, looking pretty darn good in an orange bikini. Note her very natural, not-at-all-posed stance for the paparazzi.

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Pregnant Sienna Miller and baby-daddy Tom Sturridge take a babymoon in Portofino, Italy in their finest matching hipster headwear

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Bethenny Frankel and nearly-two-year-old Bryn leave a playground playdate in NYC. No word on whether Bryn is launching her *own* line of SkinnyToddler prdocuts.

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Seven(ish)-months-pregnant Kourtney Kardashian carries two-year-old Mason on her baby bump (a.k.a. Toddler Shelf) in Old Town Calabasas

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A not-yet-confirmed pregnant Drew Barrymore hits the gardens of the Huntington Library for a photo shoot and to provide fodder for tabloids' official "BUMP WATCH!"

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Katie Holmes and 6-year-old Suri hit the ground running at Chelsea Piers, where they boarded their private helicopter. (You know, like ALL moms and kids do.)

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Victoria Beckham and 10-month-old daughter, Harper, arrive at the airport in Hong Kong where Harper asked her mom, "Why are you so underdressed?"

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Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks with son Mason -- along with several personal umbrella holders (don't ALL moms?) --in New York City

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Heidi Klum walks with daughters Leni and Lou in L.A. (Try saying THAT five times fast.)

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Alyson Hannigan and her family spent an afternoon strolling the Abbot Kinney neighborhood in Venice. And I don't mean to start rumors, but -- I think Alyson might be pregnant?

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Jenny McCarthy and 9-year-old son Evan stroll the Sherman Oaks Mall, where a male "friend" walked their, um, dog.

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Bethenny Frankel, hubby Jason and daughter Bryn eat in the West Village, where Bryn noshed on a cookie the size of an Olsen Twin. Yum.

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Seven-months-pregnant model Alessandra Ambrosio hits the beach in a tiny bikini. When *I* was that pregnant, the only thing I hit was the vending machine to see if I could coerce more Cheetos to come out.

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Alyson Hannigan and 3-year-old daughter Satyana arrive at LAX. I think Alyson's expression is seconded by most heavily pregnant women everywhere.

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Christina Applegate, mom to 1-year-old Sadie, recently confided she still wears her maternity jeans because they're "so comfortable." Not to mention the perfect attire for post-Thanksgiving dinner.

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Selma Blair totes 8-month-old Arthur around West Hollywood for errands, Easter parties and the embarrassment of getting smooches from mom in public. (Get used to it, kid!)

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Four(ish)-months-pregnant Reese Witherspoon leaves Easter Sunday services in Santa Monica

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Six-months pregnant Kourtney Kardashian dons a bikini in the Dominican Republic, where she's vacationing with the whole family (meaning: taping a show for E!).

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Jada, Willow and Jaden hit the orange carpet at the Kids' Choice Awards, where Jaden looks like he could, um, use some fiber in his diet.

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Natalie Portman and 9-month-old Aleph head to a market in Orange County. Given Aleph's awesomely chunky thighs, looks like he's got a good appetite!

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Charlize Theron goes to the post office with 4-month-old son, Jackson, who has requested more time in hair and makeup before making his REAL world debut

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Rachel Zoe and 1-year-old son Skyler grab a bite at Newsroom Cafe, where Skyler was all, "Mommmm...! Were the color-coordinated outfits *really* necessary?"

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Alyson Hannigan cradles her +1 at the American Reunion premiere. (Let's hope she never sends her kids to band camp.)

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Jessica Alba and 7-month-old daughter Haven leave the doctor's office in Santa Monica, where Haven has that dazed post-vaccine look. (I know it well.)

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Miranda Kerr and 14-month-old Flynn head back to their apartment in NYC, where they probably sat in front of a mirror and said, "Man, we're beautiful."

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Jennifer Garner Watches as Big Sister Violet, 6, Carries Baby Samuel to the Doctor (I Totally Need to Get Myself a Cute Assistant Like That!)

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Richie Sambora and 14-year-old daughter Ava head to lunch in Calabasas. Although Ava is already a teenager (!), she still wears shorts from the toddler department. (*Sigh* I am not looking forward to the teenage years, that's for sure.)

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Girls' day out: Pink and 9-month-old Willow take a stroll in Santa Monica

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Mommy-and-me fashionistas: Tiffani Thiessen and daughter Harper, 21 months, cruise the launch of the Diane von Furstenberg + Gap Kids and Baby Gap collection in L.A.

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Stars -- Just like us! Only with wackier clothes! Helena Bonham Carter picks up 8-year-old son Billy Ray early from school because he was feeling (and looking) under the weather. Poor guy.

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Alyson Hannigan and almost 3-year-daughter Satyana shop for baby goodies in Santa Monica, with Satyana meaning business on her scooter

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Michelle Williams and daughter Matilda leave a play gym in Studio City, where Michelle got HER workout by hoisting the six-year-old

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Bethenny Frankel and 18-month-old daughter Bryn hang out in Miami, where Bryn is likely enjoying sippy cups of virgin Skinny Girl margaritas

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Sarah Jessica Parker takes a walk in NYC with son James, daughter Marion and a paparazzo. Awwww.

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Oh yes! It's another OBBWA (Official Baby Bump Watch Alert): Sienna Miller showed off her baby bump while shooting "A Case of You" in New York City

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Gwen Stefani hangs out with her sons at a Santa Monica park, where Kingston showed a fondness for subtle headwear

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Nicole Richie and 2-year-old son Sparrow are, um, FLYING high on their way home from preschool. (Yes, I went there. At least I didn't TWEET it.)

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Sandra Bullock and two-year-old Louis share a smile -- and a love for stylish accessories -- in Los Angeles

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Sarah Michelle Gellar and two-year-old Charlotte go shopping in Los Angeles. Nice to see a toddler with an appreciation for faux fur. Every time I try to put in on *my* two-year-old, she cries, "No wear doggie!"

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Introducing Blue Ivy Carter! She's all, "Hope you're ready for people to stop making a fuss over you, Mom, 'cause it's all about ME now!"

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Miranda Kerr carries two important packages: one from UPS; and the other a 13-month-old chubby-cheeked cutie named Flynn

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Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian sports a bikini on her Mexican vacation with Scott and Mason. Can't blame her for wearing a suit affording easy access for the many trips to the bathroom during pregnancy.

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Victoria Beckham and 6-month-old Harper wear coordinating plaid ensembles at LAX. Must be nice to be able to share clothes!

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Nicole Kidman takes daughters Sunday, 3, and Faith, 13 months, to Romp Play Club in Hollywood. Not to be confused with Romp Gentlemen's Club in Manchester.

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Seven-months-pregnant Hilary Duff at the Montage Beverly Hills Hotel before her baby shower on Super Bowl Sunday. Obviously, the baby is not much of a football fan.

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Heidi Klum may be wearing some kick-ass boots, but daughters Leni and Lou are the cutest accessory of all. (Awwww.)

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Jessica Alba, hubby Cash and 5-month-old daughter Haven enjoy an afternoon at the park. Should they decide to have a picnic, I assume chubby baby thighs are on the menu.

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Seraphina helps mom Jennifer Garner satisfy her late-state-pregnancy cravings with a trip to the grocery store in Santa Monica

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School & The City: Sarah Jessica Parker picks up two-year-old twins Loretta and Tabitha from daycare in New York City

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Sandra Bullock picks up two-year-old Louis Bardo from preschool in L.A., wearing a big smile and really sweet boots

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Jessica Simpson indulges her late-pregnancy cravings at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Baby needs a Porterhouse!

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January Jones, who has said she is just MAD about her little man (I know, I know...*GONG*), four-month-old son Xander, runs errands with him in L.A.

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Victoria Beckham and 5-month-old daughter Harper sport matching pouts outside London's Savoy hotel

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Orlando Bloom and 1-year-old son Flynn go on a hike in L.A.'s Runyon Canyon. Orlando appears to be getting an extra-good workout, lugging around those chubby cheeks!

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Britney Spears' sons Sean Preston, 6, and Jayden James, 5, have a hair-raising good time.

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A very pregnant Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck share a laugh on the way to the doctor's office.

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Pregnant Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio and 3-year-old daughter Anja hang out in Brazil with a pal who bravely struts his stuff in short-shorts and white sneakers.

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Angelina Jolie and 8-year-old Pax emerge from a Hollywood party store with toy rifle -- always a fun party favor!

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Rachel Zoe hit the shops in St. Bart's while 9-month-old son Skyler snacked on her necklace. Yum!

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon rang in the New Year with 8-month-old twins Moroccan and Monroe in Aspen -- all in coordinating white ensembles, of course.

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Upon stepping into the chilly NYC air, Suri begins to re-think her earlier "I DON'T WANT TO WEAR MY COAT!" stance.

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Pink and Willow pick up a must-have for new moms: caffeine.

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Kendra Wilkinson, Big Hank and Little Hank go shopping for a Christmas tree.

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Jessica Alba's four-month-old daughter Haven has a much cheerier attitude about the holiday crowds than I do.

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Jennifer Garner demonstrates that baby bumps can also be used for toddler resting spots.

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A pregnant Hilary Duff takes baby boy out shopping. (Can never train 'em too young, I say.)

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The Family Beckham touches down in London for the holidays. A shame they're not a more attractive clan. *Ahem*

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