Oct 17, 2012 | Filed Under: Satire, The Work of Kids | Tags: Education
If you worry about whether today’s children are taking their education seriously, look no further than these real-life test answers to see that… they definitely are not.
Thankfully, I have the exams’ answer keys to get them back on track.
REAL-LIFE TEST ANSWER:
REAL-LIFE TEST ANSWER:
Oct 14, 2012 | Filed Under: The Work of Kids | Tags: Is Our Children Learning
However, we have no choice but to fail the workbook illustrator for nebulous use of an arrow.
Aug 20, 2012 | Filed Under: The Work of Kids
What a coincidence! These are the very same instructions I’m following for “How to Raise Some 14-Month-Olds and 3-Year-Olds.”
Jul 23, 2012 | Filed Under: The Work of Kids
That’s nice and all, but what about the really wonderful and important things? Like our willingness to ask for directions when we’re lost? And how we comprise most of the workforce at Hooters?
Jun 25, 2012 | Filed Under: Slide Shows, The Work of Kids
I have many wonderful memories from my childhood, none of which include my experiences at summer camp. Well, not REAL camp, at any rate. Nerd camp (that would be orchestra and drama camps) were full of pure awesome for me, while real camp — we’re talking roughing-it-in-the-woods-with-latrines-and-sneaky-ass-squirrels kind of camp — have given me nothing but peed pants, nightmares and the worst stomach virus IN THE UNIVERSE. Oh yes, in third grade, I went camping with the Girl Scouts and, while unsuccessfully trying to hover above the dirty, smelly outhouse toilet — a toilet in which I’m convinced alligators and raccoons had taken up residence and were just waiting for me to sit my lily-white butt on there so they could announce, “DINNER!” — I managed to pee all over my pants instead. At which point the alligators and raccoons announced, “Forget dinner — come check out this mess, guys!” before dissolving into a fit of laughter.
Ten years later, I bravely overcame my outhouse tragedy to accept a job as a camp counselor in the middle of a Pennsylvania town I believe was called Bumblef*ck Nowhere. A glamorous position, it was, with my very own wood hut and a spectacular mattress last used by George Washington. Fast forward two weeks later, and I am begging my parents to pick me up in their getaway car and not look back, especially because I was in the backseat with my head out the window, heaving up the delicious contents of my meals from the last few days. Con: I had contracted the worst stomach virus known to man. Pro: I also lost some of that Freshman 50 I had gained! Woo… hoo?
In other words, don’t mention the word “camp” to me unless it also involves really cool outdoorsy stuff. Like arpeggio exercises or a chamber music retreat.
And these kids hold similar views of camp, as evidenced by their letters — some of which can be found in P.S. I Still Hate It Here! More Kids’ Letters From Camp, while others I tracked down here.
Jun 22, 2012 | Filed Under: Reader Submissions, The Work of Kids
Or, as others might call it, “Mommy in the preschool drop-off lane.”
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Krys, for sharing this awesome picture. As Krys notes, ‘[My daughter] drew me a pic. While noticing the pretty dress, something else…kinda….stood out.”
May 30, 2012 | Filed Under: Handpicked Funny Photos, The Work of Kids | Tags: Totally Sober
The smile, the flushed face, the rays of sunshine surrounding her and the hearts to communicate Mom’s love of alcohol — yeah, I’d say the kid has perfectly captured the essence of a wine buzz.
May 29, 2012 | Filed Under: Handpicked Funny Photos, The Work of Kids | Tags: Refusal to Take Direction from Princesses, Snow White
Talk about grumpy (see what I did there?). I’m guessing the kid also wouldn’t take kindly to Cinderella telling him to use sentence case and apostrophes.