Caption This Contest: This Kid is Out of His Gourd
May 23, 2013 | Filed Under: Contests, Funny Baby Pictures, Reader Submissions | Tags: Baby in a Helmet, Baby Picture Caption Contest, Baby with a Gourd, Funny Baby Pics

Have a funnier caption for this reader-submitted baby picture? Then submit it in the comments section — the reader who comes up with the most hilarious zinger will win a LAUGHING STORK MUG! Très glamorous, we know. Be sure to use your real e-mail address and/OR be a fan of The Laughing Stork on Facebook, so we can get in touch with you. And, um, despite the unfortunate placement of his prop, keep the captions family-friendly please. This is a BABY, after all. Contest ends on Monday, May 27, at 11:59PM PST.
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Danielle, for submitting this picture of her son and noting, “I can’t even caption this one.”
The One-Sided Playdate
Sep 12, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Animal and Pet Photos, Reader Submissions | Tags: Cats
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Erin, for allowing me to share this photo of her oh-so-thrilled cat. Erin explains:
Walked by to see my son had been playing with Moxie.

Look on the bright side, Moxie — at least he didn’t have a magic marker. This time.
Have a funny baby, kid, spouse, pet and/or pregnancy photo? As I always tell my kids, sharing is nice! (Unless it involves my stash of chocolate.) Send pictures to candy@thelaughingstork.com.
Talk About a Juvenile Sense of Humor
Sep 5, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Baby Pictures, Reader Submissions
Thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Kristi, for sharing this hilarious photo of her son with the following introduction:
Not sure what makes this funnier: the fact that I am a Yankee living in the heart of Dixieland and my son has clearly inherited my NY state of mind or that my husband, who is 33, will still pick up any penis-shaped object, hold it between his legs, and say, “Hey, look at the size of this thing!” Clearly, my son has inherited his dad’s potty humor as well:

“AY, you! Suck on this!”
(Don’t look at me like that. His MOM came up with that caption, I swear!)
I LOVE reader submissions — keep the photos, funny stories and vulgar captions coming, along with children’s drawings, quotes, etc.! Send ‘em to candy@thelaughingstork.com.
“I Flew for 23 Hours and All I Got Was This Lousy Camera in My Face…”
Aug 30, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Baby Pictures, Reader Submissions
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Ashley, for sharing this photo of her daughter for our amusement. Ashley explains:
Autumn is a military brat who started traveling the world at three months old. Her first trip being 23 hours long. This was after landing…

“I’m afraid to open my eyes. The last time I traveled for that long, I was greeted by a crazy doctor wielding a pair of scary-looking forceps!”
If YOU have any funny family photos or stories or what-have-you to share with fellow readers, please e-mail them to us at candy@thelaughingstork.com!
Reader-Submitted Picture: The Higher the Hair…
Jul 17, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Kid Pictures, Reader Submissions | Tags: Pop Quiz, Static Electricity Hair
Pop quiz! This young lady’s hair looks like this because:
1) She found a creative way to circumvent the ride height requirements at Disney World;
2) She wanted to see if she could generate enough static electricity to power her Barbie car;
3) She’s bringing the ’80s headbanger look back to the playground, baby!
4) She just emerged from her living room fort — and this was, as her mom noted, the awesome result.
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Angela, for the fantastic pic!
If you have a funny photo of your kid, pet, pregnancy and/or family that you’d like to share, be sure to e-mail it to me at candy@thelaughingstork.com.
“Mommy, I Drew a Picture of You and a Bird!”
Jun 22, 2012 | Filed Under: Reader Submissions, The Work of Kids
Or, as others might call it, “Mommy in the preschool drop-off lane.”
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Krys, for sharing this awesome picture. As Krys notes, ‘[My daughter] drew me a pic. While noticing the pretty dress, something else…kinda….stood out.”
New Mom Comic: Nursing-Friendly… or Husband-Friendly?
Jun 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Babies, Comics, Reader Submissions | Tags: Breastfeeding
With thanks to friend of The Laughing Stork and artist, Mimidee, whose work — including the rest of her “Millie, Just a Normal Breastfeeding Mum” comics — can be viewed on Facebook
Reader-Submitted Funny Kid Photo: Sweet(ly Uncomfortable-Looking) Surrender
May 23, 2012 | Filed Under: Funny Kid Pictures, Reader Submissions

Looks like somebody heroically fought the Battle of Tangled Blankets… and lost.
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Russ of The Stay at Homer, who submitted the picture of his son and notes: “Probably got trashed on milk and fell into a coma before he could crawl into bed!
If you have a funny baby, kid, pet and/or family photo to share, please e-mail it to candy@thelaughingstork.com.






















