SPOILER ALERT FOR MOMS-TO-BE: Babies don’t come out looking like that. Think less happy toddler, more gooey, angry alien.
Category - Awesome Pregnancy Photos
Suddenly feeling inspired to sing a little ditty…
No tinfoil, so this is my game
Keeping baby fresh & yum-my
Plus you can walk right by me
And see everything right there…
I’ve heard of people keeping their positive pregnancy tests, but their failed contraception…?
There are certainly worse places to be.
Here comes the pregnant bride… dressed in only furry boots.
And he wakes up to pee at least five times a night.
They are trying to say WHAT with this maternity photo?
1. “Guess what, everyone? We found out what we’re having — IT’S A DOLPHIN!”
2. “Oops. It’s laundry day.”
3. “We just want to get the single most embarrassing thing we’ve ever done to our child out of the way now…”
4. “We only want calming visuals around the baby. Like paintings of the sea. And dad’s naked guns.”
5. None of the above. They’re trying to say “________________.”
Instead of a man cave, they carved out a maternity cave.
- Are those Christmas corn dogs on the wall?
- Or is that supposed to be roasted frog and sausage for dinner?
- Mr. Hanky — is that you?
- Did they staple her left arm down?
- Was there alcohol involved in the execution of this “Rudolph?”
- Do they have any of that alcohol left-over to share? (Hey, it’s been a long week.)
When she asked for 8x10s, the photographer thought she meant the size of her bump(s) — in feet.