“Creative” Pregnancy Portrait: Womb with a View
May 20, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos
SPOILER ALERT FOR MOMS-TO-BE: Babies don’t come out looking like that. Think less happy toddler, more gooey, angry alien.
via Awkward Family Photos
Fun Game Time: Guess Which One is Actually Pregnant!
May 15, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos | Tags: Pregnant Stomachs, Whoa
Awkward Pregnancy Portrait: Mama Cellophane
May 2, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos
Suddenly feeling inspired to sing a little ditty…
Cellophane
Mama Cellophane
No tinfoil, so this is my game
Mama Cellophane
Keeping baby fresh & yum-my
Plus you can walk right by me
And see everything right there…
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Awkward Maternity Portrait: Checking for Leaks
Apr 17, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos | Tags: Birth Control Fail, Ew
I’ve heard of people keeping their positive pregnancy tests, but their failed contraception…?
Well, If Your Water is on the Verge of Breaking…
Mar 25, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos
There are certainly worse places to be.
Talk About A Thinly-Veiled Maternity Photo
Mar 6, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos
“The cat was smart to run away from this debacle of a photo shoot,” thinks Max.
Here comes the pregnant bride… dressed in only furry boots.
The Sympathy Pregnancy
Feb 25, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos | Tags: Awwww
And he wakes up to pee at least five times a night.
Pop Quiz: What Are The Mom- and Dad-to-Be Trying to Communicate in This Maternity Photo?
Feb 11, 2013 | Filed Under: Awkward Pregnancy Photos
They are trying to say WHAT with this maternity photo?
1. “Guess what, everyone? We found out what we’re having — IT’S A DOLPHIN!”
2. “Oops. It’s laundry day.”
3. “We just want to get the single most embarrassing thing we’ve ever done to our child out of the way now…”
4. “We only want calming visuals around the baby. Like paintings of the sea. And dad’s naked guns.”
5. None of the above. They’re trying to say “________________.”
