(My response follows.) If this were MY son…? This would be my response: Dear Oldest Son, Considering YOU were the “douche-incarnate sleep molester” in my life for countless years — waking me from the “bounds of...
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“NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE ‘BABY KISS SANDWICH’ AMBUSH!”
“Better not laugh at me, kid. If you keep biting your friends at daycare, you could end up in one of these things, too!”
“I’M GOING TO DECIMATE THIS TOY STORY WORD SEARCH!”
Because the only thing more inspiring than Snooki's maternal wisdom is having it interpreted by -- who else? -- pregnant kitties.
Benefits of being a pregnant clown (besides the apparent shirt-optional dress code) include: 1) Being able to fit into ridiculously tiny cars, even at nine months pregnant; 2) Wearing giant floppy shoes to accommodate swollen feet;...
Meanwhile, the baby is sniffing a Dachshund’s butt over by the monkey bars. Photo Source
“I’m just going to close my eyes now and mentally transport myself to a place where I’m not wearing a fluffy bunny costume with a pom-pom on top.” Photo Source
Welcome to Sigma Chi(ld)! Source