“At least I didn’t do it in my pants!”
“Yikes! Lay off the garlic, woman.”
Attention parents: When the house is too quiet… …Be advised that trouble is surely brewing SOMEWHERE.
“Hello, lovah! Where have YOU been hiding all my life?!”
“Uh-oh. Are those bubbles coming from ME?!”
You do NOT even want to know about the green “pie filling.”
“I swear to God, if you tell me I look like Adam Lambert ONE MORE TIME…”
“For some reason, this spaghetti isn’t really filling me up…”
“Once upon a time I was falling in love…! But now I’m only falling apart. There’s...
*GULP* “Hey, um, guys…? I’m pretty sure the recipe called for BREAD stuffing, not BABY stuffing!”