Awwwwww. I’m guessing the smell in there is enough to make anyone pass out.[Note to self: New sleep training method?]
Funny baby pictures and photos with original captions.
If you happen to have a cat when you become pregnant, there invariably will be people who will tell you that you MUST get rid of the poor feline for any variety of crazy reasons — from cats “stealing babies’ breath” (has never happened) to cats’ dander making the air less “pure” (no more so than babies’ dirty diapers, let me tell you). I can tell you from experience that cats not only make adorable, harmless companions for babies, but can also serve as helpful baby accessories:
1. Cat as baby blanket.
2. Cat as boppy.
3. Cat as teddy bear.
4. Cat as protective belt.
5. Cat as toddler pillow.
To all the pregnant ladies out there, remember: THIS is the prize at the end of your nine (or more!) months of pregnancy and many hours of labor: the chance to take funny pictures of your little one! (And, hopefully, share them on the Internet for our collective entertainment.)
Truer words have never been babbled.
First step: Face your fears. That’s right! Stick your face right in there.
Second step: Learn which end goes where.
Third step: Confiscate the camera from Mom and Dad. Photographic evidence of this process can lead to no good, no good at all.
You’re not alone, kid. I’m sure Kim Kardshian has made the same mistake.
Original book title: How to Cope with the Terrible Twos.