“Channing Tatum totally stole my story!” growled the Chippen-dogs dancer.
“C’mon! Watch your language in front of the puppy.”
“Could someone tell this kid I don’t do touchy-feely?”
Avoid delays by making sure there are no “extraneous” items in your suitcase:
“Hey, Mom! Can my new friend come in, too?”
“Yikes, doggie, let me try this. I hear scrubbing the tongue cures bad breath.”
Always overshadowed by her siblings.
“I cannot WAIT till she finally falls asleep so I can hit the catnip cabinet,” thinks...
…Your arm has fallen asleep, but you don’t dare move it in fear of waking the...