New Year’s parties and resolutions may come and go, but one thing remains constant year after year: people’s affinity for wearing ridiculous New Year’s hats. And even better…? People’s affinity for putting ridiculous New Year’s hats on their pets — and sharing the pictures.
Just so you see the tomfoolery I have to deal with here at The Laughing Stork office. Here’s a word from our co-chair-kitty, Larry…
Today’s guest bloggers are Candy’s cats, Larry and Lucy, who are considered trailblazers among the feline community in the realm of kitty-blogging. Lucy and Larry enjoy sleeping in sinks, sleeping in boxes, sleeping on floors, sleeping on forbidden tables and furniture, staring down non-existent enemies on walls, and regurgitating hairballs in their mom’s new shoes.
by Larry and Lucy
Humans think they are oh-so-clever with their grammatically appalling cat memes that have taken over the Internet, but little do they know that WE have turned the tables on them with our underground forum of HUMAN MEMES. Bwa-ha-haaaa! Thank you, kitties, for all of your submissions. Your humans are indeed brimming with potential for humiliation. However, we thought we would kick things off with a handful of memes that WE created, based on pictures we covertly took of our humans.
Check out Grumpy Human:
A Grumpy Human 2014 calendar will be available soon!
She really does look dumb, does she not? LOLZ!
AND STAY OUT OF OUR LITTER BOX. It’s not a sandbox, you fool.
Pretty disgusting to watch, actually. That’s why we shoved our butts in his face at 5AM — to wipe the copious amounts of saliva off.
Oh yeah, PWNED!
Good thing it’s the weekend! Now the cat can finally sleep 22 hours a day, rather than his usual measly 20.
An eerily accurate portrayal of my son’s behavior lately…
As inspired by Ninja Mom’s “Cry-Baby Captions!”
Although the lifeguard stations do make great scratching posts.
And, should Prince William and Duchess Kate’s new baby be unable or unwilling to perform his/her royal duties for any reason, this guy is standing by and totally ready to step in if necessary…
“Sure hope all of this breastfeeding hopes me lose the baby weight. I’m tired of people calling me a pig.”