Category: Toddlers


How NOT to Handle Two Kids Two and Under

According to indisputable, statistically significant research, wherein I quickly thought about some of my friends and readers, an increasing number of people are having...


If My Toddler Live-Tweeted Dora

He’s right; Dora really does need to put on her listening ears.


Check Out Our New Line of Toddler-Inspired Bumper Stickers!

You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was giggling at such a sticker the other day...


Fun Game Time: The Laughing Stork’s Toddler Bingo

Got a fake cryer? A leg-clinger? A biter? Then you might just have B-I-N-G-O.


How Shia LaBeouf’s “Meltdown” Reminds Me of My Toddler

Anyone who has so much as glanced at a tabloid in the past six months knows that actor Shia LaBeouf has been acting, um, curiously lately.  In fact, it seems he’s...

Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts for Toddlers

What Valentine’s Day candy hearts might say if toddlers ruled the candy companies (like they rule most everything else)…

Potty Training Memes to Help Us Forget Our Bathrooms Smell Like Outhouses

I’m in the midst of potty-training my second kid and, while his heart and intentions are in the right place, his aim sure isn’t.  Which is why I present...

The Terrible Twos, As Reenacted by a Cat

An eerily accurate portrayal of my son’s behavior lately… As inspired by Ninja Mom’s “Cry-Baby Captions!”


Things Husbands and Toddlers Have in Common

Not that I’m talking about my husband, of course.  Just some husbands.  In general.  Yeah, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Toddlers Are Not Advocates of Patience as a Virtue