Captain Obvious Study: Men Are Kinda Nasty

Captain Obvious Study: Men Are Kinda Nasty
By Candy on July 27, 2011
If you’ve been wondering why your husband’s boxer briefs are stiff enough to walk to the washing machine, a new study may shed some light...
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News Roundup: Discipline Fail; McDirty Playlands; The “Poo Poo Head” Book Ban
By Candy on July 22, 2011
This kid’s”punishment” is probably going to make him the coolest kid in school. World, meet Denise Richards’ new daughter, Eloise. Eloise, meet world. [Celebrity...
News Roundup: Kate Hudson Announces Son’s Name, Critic Likes ‘Pooh’ & Nursing Moms Make Mistakes
By Candy on July 15, 2011
And the name of Kate Hudson‘s son is… (Hint: Not “Google,” but ______) Kids claim their “parents just don’t understand” technology. Example...
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The “Whoa” Report: Texas Mom Delivers 16-Pound Baby
By Candy on July 12, 2011
Well, there go my bragging rights. A Texas mom, who must have heard about my almost ten-pounder and decided to put us to shame, gave...
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New York Cracks Down on Sippy Cups
By Candy on July 11, 2011
With murders on the rise in New York City, it makes sense that New York lawmakers are focusing on the real danger threatening residents: Sippy...
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News Roundup: A Puff a Day Keeps the Episiotomy Away & R.I.P. Cursive Writing
By Candy on July 8, 2011
Children’s birthday cakes that taste like parental revenge. Pink chats about her birth plan gone awry, parenthood versus waterboarding and the power of...
Husband-and-Wife Team of the Week So Far: Samsonite and Delilah
By Candy on July 6, 2011
Police say a woman was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit. I bet...
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Weekly News Roundup: Denise Richards Adopts; Nursing Mom Gets Harassed; iPhone Users Neglect Kids
By Candy on July 1, 2011
When baby book envy strikes: As you can see, this girl’s older sister is unimpressed with her accomplishments. Denise Richards injects yet more...
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Mother of the Week So Far: Lactating Woman Arrested After Spraying Police with Breast Milk
By Candy on June 28, 2011
Police did not need to ask an Ohio woman, “Got milk?” because she let her lactating breasts do the spraying, giving unwitting police officers a...
News Roundup: More Moms Getting High (No, Not on Life) & Pregnancy Simulation Dress Getting Panned
By Candy on June 24, 2011
Behold the pregnancy simulation dress. But does it give you hemorrhoids and a ten-pound kid sitting on your bladder…? Could a mom have gotten...