Well, bastard child-bearing Natalie Portman can just forget about getting one of the famous Huckabee family Christmas cards this year. [Us Weekly] Why underage kids should not be on Facebook. BECAUSE YOUR 11-YEAR-OLD NIECE WILL SEE THE...
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“Baby Gaga” breast milk ice-cream goes on sale. Darn! I just filled up on placenta pie. [Metro.co.uk] The details of Rachel Zoe’s baby shower. I’m sure it was ba-na-nas. (Yes, I watch entirely too much of The...
The perfect Father’s Day gift: a motor sofa. (Too bad dad’s still gonna get a tie.) [Metro.co.uk] Tear-jerker survival tale of a miracle baby. (Shut up, don’t look at me! It’s just allergies. I SWEAR.) ...
Above? Yeah, that’s what I look like after my two long days with a sick Miss Skye — only not nearly as cute. (With thanks to reader Mrs. Harrison Ford.) [UberHumor] A smartphone that takes ultrasounds. What I want to know...
Lasers + cat + mullet + glasses + Cosby sweater = Your Laughing Stork-recommended daily allowance of AWESOME. [AFPP] My daughter shares why she loves me. Hint: It involves my usual strong maternal instincts. [Babble] “David...
The Washington Post recently ran a story about a three-year-old who was suspended from preschool — for a month! — because she sometimes has problems making it to the toilet on time. Like, you know, many three-year-olds and frat...
Kate Hudson says she thinks she’s having a girl. But more importantly, what does the creepy psychic Russian woman on my street think she’s having?! [People] Man leaves wife at home to go on romantic vacation with his dolls. ...
Russian woman defends her seemingly dangerous approach to baby yoga. Or, as I like to call it, “OMG, WHAT IS SHE DOING TO THAT POOR CHILD?!” [Ecorazzi] Interesting article about the “regrets of a stay-at-home mom.” ...
It’s never too early for kids to learn it’s what’s on the outside that matters — so kudos for teaching them that lesson by pitting Suri and Maddox against each other in a “Who Wore It Best?” column! [HollyBaby] Meet (and, oh yes...
Sperm and fallopian tube jewelry. I believe it was Coco Chanel who said, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and add one reproductive accessory.” Or something like that. [Style Crunch] I share my “best...
In a story way more juicy than I ever wrote for The Bold and the Beautiful, a Polish woman gave birth to fraternal twins, a boy and a girl, with different fathers after sleeping with both her husband and her lov-ah in a short amount of...
This Christmas, give the gift of honesty: While helping her dad clean out her grandmother’s old apartment, Amanda says she found the above “love note” tucked in a bottom drawer. “All my dad could say was, ‘Well, romance wasn’t...
A child’s fear of Santa: Now in stereo! Ah, kids today. The latest: Nutmeg. [Gather] How much attachment parenting is necessary? Well, when your 34-year-old son is still sleeping in your bed at night, it may be time to cut the...
It’s that time of the year again… to post pictures of screaming kids on Santa’s lap. Because they never get old. (Unless you’re the parent.) Angelina Jolie and son Knox marvel at the snowfall in Paris. *Sigh* ...
This picture sums up our holiday: Marcy slips into a post-Thanksgiving feast coma Three arrested for disorderly conduct in baby shower brawl. Party was decorated with pink, black and blue. [LVL] It’s a boy for John Travolta and...