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No Milkshakes for Yooouuu! New Pregnancy Weight Guidelines Issued…
Jun 1, 2009Thinking of indulging in a late-night brownie, you naughty baby mamas? Well, think again! An Institute...
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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Grand Diaper Theft; Baby Yoga; Sketchy Birth Control
May 29, 2009“Pulling out” method of birth control earns “new respect.” In related news, birth rates continue to...
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Reason #456 That Clowns Scare Me
May 27, 2009They drink and clown. A woman dressed as a clown for a children’s party was arrested...
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Ode to Natural Mother-Daughter Beauty
May 26, 2009When I think of natural beauty, I think of a shiny, lonely star against the night...
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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Drunk Baby Mamas; Bags-Turned-Breakfast Foods; Writing Nazis
May 22, 2009Study reveals 1 in 8 women drink alcohol while pregnant. Which explains why so many babies...
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Kids Forced to Wear Ball and Chain to Teach Them Joy of Studying
May 21, 2009Parents who are concerned about their children’s studies, but not concerned enough to personally pay attention,...
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Breaking Medical News: Wife Drills into Husband’s Pecker
May 20, 2009A woman who was a teensy bit unhappy with her husband after he spent a week’s...
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66-Year-Old to Become Oldest British Woman to Give Birth
May 19, 2009A 66-year-old woman who’s been “desperate to conceive for years” has finally gotten her wish: the...
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Mom Caught Boinking in Car Uses Infallible “We Got Horny” Defense
May 19, 2009These two totally sober-looking individuals, Danica Wallace, 24, and Jeremy Welch, 29, were recently arrested in...
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Mother Banned from Breastfeeding Infant Because of “No Food or Drink” Policy
May 19, 2009A mother was ordered to stop breastfeeding her baby next to a Nottingham swimming pool because...