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Boy Calls 911 on Mom to Avoid Bedtime — Inspiring a Top 10 List of “Dumbest 911 Calls Ever Made”
Feb 22, 2013My kids employ plenty of bedtime delay tactics (see: here), but I suppose I should be...
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In Today’s Overworked Uterus Report: Woman Gives Birth To Two Sets Of Identical Twins On The Same Day
Feb 20, 2013Yes, this woman’s birth story trumps ALL of our stories: A Texas mother had a one-in-70-million...
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The Laughing Stork News Report: Kate Middleton Bikini Picture SCANDAL; Declining Number of Teen Births
Feb 15, 2013Italian tabloid reprimanded by Royals for publishing pictures of pregnant Kate Middleton in a bikini If...
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The Laughing Stork News Report: D&G’s New Baby Perfume; Grammys Wardrobe Mandate; Honey Boo Boo’s Mom’s Weight Loss
Feb 7, 2013D&G releases new perfume for babies Thereby eliminating the ONE thing that keeps new moms going: ...
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In the News: Actor Behind Voice of Charlie Brown Arrested for Stalking Ex-Girlfriend
Jan 24, 2013First Elmo, then Barney and now THIS: The 56-year-old man who was the voice of Charlie...
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In the News: Son of the Creator of “Barney and Friends” Arrested for Attempted Murder
Jan 17, 2013Weapon of choice: Forcing his victim to watch Barney on repeat. The real story
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New App Aims to Show Women How Alcohol Ages Us
Jan 15, 2013As part of a campaign to “encourage women to think about the health effects of regularly...
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News Flash: Alcohol Blocks Your Ability to Orgasm
Jan 11, 2013In a shocking, just SHOCKING, revelation, a Huffington Post author suggests that alcohol inhibits people’s ability...
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In the News: Introducing the iPotty
Jan 10, 2013Somewhere, my husband is trying to convince himself he can fit his butt on a training...
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Husband of the Year So Far: Man “Trying to Wow Wife with Housework Irons His Own Face”
Dec 13, 2012If I’ve heard this story once, I’ve heard it a million times: Man irons clothes. Man...