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End-of-Week News: Chocolate-Flavored Toddler Formula; Baby Swimming; Age-Defying Beauty Tricks
May 7, 2010New chocolate- and vanilla-flavored toddler formula criticized for promoting childhood obesity. Also very wrong: that I...
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Parents Protest New Pampers, P&G Protests Protest
May 5, 2010As my fellow Pampers-usin’ parents have likely noticed, the Cruisers and Swaddlers were recently redesigned with...
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‘Panda Porn’ to Boost Males’ Sex Drive, Keep Them Entertained While Wives Away on Business
May 4, 2010Pandas are livin’ the dream: spending up to 16 hours a day eating, eight hours a...
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Drop That Children’s Tylenol! Major Recall Announced…
May 1, 2010Literally minutes after Mr. Candy gave some Tylenol to Skye for an especially painful bout of...
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End-of-Week News: Yet More Crib Recalls; Tots Take Over ‘The Hills’; Mom to Blame for Morning Sickness
Apr 30, 2010These kids acting out The Hills are way more believable than the “reality” stars. [Babelgum] Hundreds...
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Fourteen-Year-Old Girls Edge Out Toddlers to Claim “Worst Age” Title
Apr 28, 2010Move over, “Terrible Twos” — the “Frightening Fourteens” are officially the the worst age EVER.
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R-Rated Movies Increase Underage Drinking
Apr 26, 2010The first R-rated movie I can remember watching is Fatal Attraction. My mom popped it in...
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Father of the Week So Far: Man “Jokingly” Tries to Sell Kids on Craigslist
Apr 25, 2010A 24-year-old man in Brockton, NY with a FABULOUS sense of humor listed his two sons...
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End-of-Week News: Perverted Toys; Crying-It-Out Drawbacks; Advanced Maternal Age
Apr 23, 2010A list of “unintentionally perverted toys for children.” Which reminds me: Add Harry Potter vibrating broomstick...
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Schools Versus The Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Foundation: Oh, It’s On!
Apr 22, 2010Schools are pleading with parents to keep their kids in class and not take them to...