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This Toy Must Kill at Show and Tell
A protest over Dexter serial killer doll being sold at Toys “R” Us. Just be sure your kids...
The Real Dancer/Housewives of Martin County
‘Dancer/housewife’ busted after deputies see bag fall from ‘genital area’
Father Punishes Daughter by Forcing Her to Spend Time with Neighbors’ Kids
When 16-year-old Texan, Kirstin Rausch, got in trouble for throwing a late-night party (while her parents were upstairs...
Perfect for the Formal Dining Room: Placenta Prints
For those new mothers who prefer to admire their afterbirth on the wall, rather than devour it in...
Etiquette Lesson: Why You Should Always Tip the Midwife
Police in southern Shenzhen City confirmed a patient’s claim that her anus had been sewn by a midwife...
This is Why Educators Should Stick to Bashing Their Students in the Teachers’ Lounge
Teacher loses job after describing students as “germ bags” and parents as “snobby” and “arrogant” on Facebook. I’m...
Parent of the Week So Far
DRUNKEN DAD LETS SON, 12, DO THE DRIVING Key quote: “He’s driving ’cause I had a little too...
Chocolate Cafe Not So Sweet on Breastfeeding
Hold on to your Hooter Hiders: it’s another BIPS (Breastfeeding in Public Scandal)! According to the New York Daily...
Teens Go to Great Lengths to Legitimize Ignoring Their Parents
Listen up: A new study in the Journal of the American Medical Association reveals that the proportion of...
Deep Thoughts by Sasha Obama
“Yeah, my dad may be kinda dorky, but at least he’s not trying to fist-bump me!”
Headline of the Day
Da-da-da-dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Actually, they can be used to help protect our country. Studies show threatening terrorist suspects with the...
Parenting in Zero Gravity
“Could you straighten that picture while you’re up there?” Words that the mother of a daughter does...