Dora Got Run Over by Mr. Candy

Jan 22, 2013 | Filed Under: Candy's Column, Household Obituaries, Original Songs

R.I.P. Dora Watch*

Sung, of course, to the tune of “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer”:

Dora got run over by Mr. Candy.
Dropped under his car by Miss Skye.
We can say the watch just “got lost,”
But as for Miss Skye, she don’t believe.

Skye’d been drinkin’ too much OJ,
We’d begged her to leave the watch on.
But anything we say, she doesn’t listen,
So Dora stumbled out the car door onto the ground.

When Candy found Dora the next mornin’,
At the scene of the hit-and-run,
There were big cracks on the face,
And incriminatin’ tire marks — Dora was done.

Dora got run over by Mr. Candy.
Dropped under his car by Miss Skye.
(Way under his car)
We can say the watch just “got lost,”
(Say it just got lost)
But as for Miss Skye, she don’t believe.
(Lord, she really don’t believe)

*Picture does not do it justice.

Also:  We should have a moment of silence for Boots, as well.