Category - Household Obituaries

R.I.P. Dora Watch

Dora Got Run Over by Mr. Candy

Sung, of course, to the tune of “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer”: Dora got run over by Mr. Candy. Dropped under his car by Miss Skye. We can say the watch just “got lost,” But as for Miss Skye, she don’t...