Oct 11, 2011 | Filed Under: Food | Tags: Baby Meatloaf, Creepy Baby Shower Cuisine, Meat Baby
Because nothing honors the beginning of life quite like sinking your teeth into baby-shaped ground beef and bacon diapers. Just add a generous helping of creepiness and voilà! Baby meatloaf.
Hmpf. And all my sister-in-law had at my shower was pasta. In the shape of noodles! Lame.
Warning: The blog does not recommend viewing these photographs without eye bleach on-hand.
Sep 28, 2011 | Filed Under: Kids' Birthday Party Cakes, Slide Shows | Tags: Barney Birthday Cakes
Barney not only make for questionable children’s entertainment, he also makes for questionable-looking children’s birthday cakes. Here are some of the more, um, “creative” confectionery renderings of the purple dinosaur I’ve come across:
Aug 25, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes, Stay Classy
Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.
Also, apparently, a time to let the Baby Mama know exactly what’s in store for her:
Never before did I think I would have to censor a baby shower cake, but there’s a first for everything, I suppose — including the first time I’ve looked at a dessert and actually LOST my appetite (truly, a Sign of the Apocalypse).
For those of you who forgot your I.D. in order to see this X-rated goodie in all its uncensored glory, YES, the carpet matches the curtains. I know you were wondering. Sicko!
Aug 25, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity, Food | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes
This is what happens when a man designs a cake: Amazing attention to detail on the perfectly perky double-Ds (clearly, this cake has been stored in the FREEZER), yet the poor mom is missing an arm, head and legs — and has given birth to Baby Gumby.
Yup, this cake pretty much encapsulates The Beauty of Motherhood through the eyes of a dude. Awwwww.
Aug 24, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity, Food | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes
Oh dear. I think she may have eaten her twin.
Aug 23, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes, Creepy
A cake certain to make the baby shower hostess the butt of many jokes:
Well, this is just all sorts of wrong, isn’t it? I mean, everybody knows you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO LAY A BABY ON HER STOMACH, a fact that’s been drilled home several billion times by my baby books –
What’s that? Oh yes, that IS a headless baby, isn’t it? Huh. Ah, nothing says “have a healthy, happy pregnancy” quite like a beheaded baby dessert! Suppose that renders the whole laying-baby-on-her-stomach argument moot.
Even the teddy bear is bowled over in disbelief.
Jul 27, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity, Food, Slide Shows | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes, Yummy
Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry to be willing to dig into any of these beauties…
Jun 20, 2011 | Filed Under: Food, Slide Shows | Tags: Father's Day, Huh?
Oh, sure, these cakes may be a day late — but any father would surely forgive your forgetfulness if you presented him with one of these beautifully worded — and oh-so-grammatically-correct — confectioneries…