A cake certain to make the baby shower hostess the butt of many jokes:
Well, this is just all sorts of wrong, isn’t it? I mean, everybody knows you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO LAY A BABY ON HER STOMACH, a fact that’s been drilled home several billion times by my baby books –
What’s that? Oh yes, that IS a headless baby, isn’t it? Huh. Ah, nothing says “have a healthy, happy pregnancy” quite like a beheaded baby dessert! Suppose that renders the whole laying-baby-on-her-stomach argument moot.
Even the teddy bear is bowled over in disbelief.
Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry to be willing to dig into any of these beauties…
Finally: A cake celebrating blow-up dolls giving birth to monkey-toddlers with hair clips! There has definitely been a void in this growing market until now.
Awwww. Don’t pay attention to those silly women’s magazines, baby — cellulite is NO reason to hide your face!
That’s right, young man — when a woman becomes pregnant, sometimes her head and limbs fall off and ALL THAT IS LEFT IS HER BELLY IN A FLOWER POT. That’s why you should always use protection. (Or, you know, abstain since you’re, like, five years old.)
Also: always keep some potting soil around.
I’m not sure which part is more disturbing: the little hand severing his mom’s belly to share a grammatically incorrect message with shower-goers, or that the mom-to-be appears to be pregnant with Porky Pig.
Because, you know, 3D ultrasounds aren’t creepy enough. (At least they’re not red velvet cupcakes.)
P.S. — Dibs on the umbilical cord licorice!
Source: Flickr via BuzzFeed via My Food Looks Funny via Laughing Stork Reader Eize
The most striking detail of this cake is what?
1) That it clearly was terribly cold in the bakery the day they frosted the cake;
2) The Dutch pride displayed on those elegant acrylic nails;
3) That the elegant acrylic nails apparently belong to an Amazonian alien;
4) The irony in the fact that her belly button resembles a condom;
5) Um, what…? I’m sorry, but I’m currently blinded by the cake’s high beams.
OMG, I didn’t even know Chuck Norris and Curious George were expecting!
Just… precious. Congrats, guys!
Lily does not look pleased to be stuck with that huge icing load in her diaper. Also, isn’t she a little young to be wearing all of that makeup? Geesh.
I gazed at this cake for a full minute until I realized what the heck was going on. And when I did…
A couple of cakes for those expectant mothers with lingering questions about where their babies came from, exactly…
Behold the uterus with a view: