Category - Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong

Baby Shower Cakes That Make You Go, Hmmmm

A cake certain to make the baby shower hostess the butt of many jokes:

Well, this is just all sorts of wrong, isn’t it?  I mean, everybody knows you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO LAY A BABY ON HER STOMACH, a fact that’s been drilled home several billion times by my baby books –

What’s that?  Oh yes, that IS a headless baby, isn’t it?  Huh.  Ah, nothing says “have a healthy, happy pregnancy” quite like a beheaded baby dessert!  Suppose that renders the whole laying-baby-on-her-stomach argument moot.

Even the teddy bear is bowled over in disbelief.

[via CakeWrecks.com]

More Fun with Disturbing Baby Shower Cakes

Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry to be willing to dig into any of these beauties…

BBQ

Mmmmm... Pass the A-1 Steak Sauce!

Placenta

Dibs on the bowl of placenta!

Crap

This "friend" obviously holds parenthood in the highest regard. Also: EW.

bab

"Has anybody seen Mom's head and limbs...?"

FetusCake

Because nothing gets a party started like a blood-red fetus cake!

 

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Pop Quiz: Baby Shower Cake

The most striking detail of this cake is what?

1)  That it clearly was terribly cold in the bakery the day they frosted the cake;

2)  The Dutch pride displayed on those elegant acrylic nails;

3)  That the elegant acrylic nails apparently belong to an Amazonian alien;

4)  The irony in the fact that her belly button resembles a condom;

5)  Um, what…?  I’m sorry, but I’m currently blinded by the cake’s high beams.

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