Category - Candy’s Column


Dirty Talk

CANDY: Hey, hon?  [WAITS, THEN:] HEY, HONEY! MR. CANDY: [WATCHING BABY IN THE NEXT ROOM] …Yeah?! CANDY: Does she still have that booger?


Reaching for the Stars

Skylar turned a big corner this weekend.  Instead of demanding to be held during all of her waking hours, she is now content to just sit and stare at her mobile as its lambs, stars and cloud-covered moon go ’round and ’round. 


Silly Men

MR. CANDY:  Wow.  Colbie Smulders doesn’t even look pregnant! ME:  Um, she had her baby a couple months ago. MR. CANDY:  Oh.  [PAUSE]  Wow.  She lost her weight fast.