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Pregnant Lady Forced to Eat Slice of Humble Pie
Apr 7, 2009Candy sits down at the nail salon, rubbing her growing belly and feeling quite good about...
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Eight-Year-Old Girls’ Softball: Wimps Need Not Apply
Apr 6, 2009Mr. Candy and I braved the harsh sunny, 75-degree L.A. weather yesterday to watch my eight-year-old...
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Sacrifices
Apr 3, 2009On my way to Whole Foods this morning, I saw a garbageman extracting decorative deer antlers...
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23 Weeks
Mar 31, 2009Today marks my 23rd week of pregnancy. Frankly, I have no clue how many months that...
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From the Labor & Delivery Trenches
Mar 31, 2009Whenever I have a question about my pregnancy, I usually refer to the Most Trusted Source...
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The Frugal Husband
Mar 30, 2009“Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!” my father-in-law once tweeted like a bird while laughing at my husband’s...
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Cleanliness is Next to Preggers-ness
Mar 26, 2009If cleanliness is next to Godliness, I have a permanent seat in hell. I have always...
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Compliments: It’s All About the Delivery
Mar 25, 2009“I told one of my colleagues in Chicago today you’re pregnant, and she told me I...
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Manipulating the Bump
Mar 25, 2009One of my many glamorous activities as a Hollywood writer is making trips to Target for...
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OMIGOD THAT BABY IS ACTUALLY IN MY BELLY?!?!
Mar 24, 2009I was born back in the olden days, before they gave regular ultrasounds to pregnant ladies...