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This Used to Be My Playground
Apr 23, 2009Mr. Candy and I are regrouping from a long day o’ traveling, from LAX to Dulles...
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Tales from the Nail Salon: Lost in Translation
Apr 22, 2009I returned to the Scene of Humiliation this afternoon. Yes, I’m talking about the nail salon...
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Popping the Question
Apr 20, 2009My stomach informed me IT MUST HAVE CHICKEN FAJITAS NOW (yes, it speaks in all-caps) on...
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Long-Distance Family
Apr 16, 2009I was born and raised in a Central Pennsylvania suburb called Mechanicsburg, which was not —...
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Dear Candy: Feedback from Readers
Apr 15, 2009As you can imagine, I get quite a bit of feedback from fans, foes and the...
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The Perils of Writing a Column
Apr 14, 2009Between you and me, I felt rather good about myself in my Easter Sunday dress. Form-fitting...
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Baby Shower Games and Other Forms of Torture
Apr 13, 2009My sister-in-law is generously throwing me a baby shower on the East Coast in a couple...
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Welcome to The Laughing Stork 2.0
Apr 13, 2009As you can see from the look of utter excitement on Matty’s face, it’s a thrilling...
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End-of-Week Pregnancy Hormones
Apr 10, 2009I used to honor TGIF by double-fisting Tequila Sunrises at Cabo Cantina’s two-for-one Happy Hour. Today,...
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The Broken Barista
Apr 8, 2009His face will forever haunt me. The sunken cheeks. The bags under his eyes. Skin so...