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The F-Word
Jul 1, 2009Pretty much any topic becomes fair game when you’re pregnant. Topics you wouldn’t have dared to...
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Talk About a Fun Party Ice Breaker
Jun 30, 2009Nothing gets a party started like a good vaginal discharge story, so I’ll kick it off: ...
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The Weekend Update: Tales from a Keg Party & Maternity Ward Tour
Jun 29, 2009(Keg parties and maternity ward tours: often go hand-in-hand) SATURDAY I generously provided taxi service...
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I’m Ripe
Jun 24, 2009I had my 35-week checkup this morning. An exciting occurrence, not so much because I was...
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Why Women Have Babies
Jun 23, 2009Candy white-knuckles the bathroom counter, breathing through her Braxton-Hicks contractions. MR. CANDY: OUCH! He jumps back...
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Operation Baby Nursery: Complete (Sorta)
Jun 22, 2009Well, we’re pretty much done with the baby’s room: Simple, soothing and definitely NOT pink —...
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A Father’s Day Message from Mr. Candy: The Top Ten Things I Learned NOT to Do During Pregnancy
Jun 21, 2009For the, um, five or so men who read this site, and for the hubbies/partners/dads of...
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Sleep, or Something Like It
Jun 19, 2009“UGGHHHHERRRRRRRRR!” Mr. Candy wakes up with a start, looks over at me in utter panic. “What? ...
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A Meltdown Update, or “A Baby Mama’s Heroic Tale of Triumphing Over Pregnancy Hormones”
Jun 16, 2009Third Trimester Meltdown: Vanquished. Yes, I am delighted to report that, thanks to ironing tips from...