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Screw You, 2012 (Meaning: Happy New Year!)
Jan 8, 2013My reaction to 2012 is, I imagine, the same as Paris Hilton’s upon seeing her old...
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Things I Hated About Myself as a Teenager That I Love About Myself as a Mom
Dec 12, 2012Ah, the teenage years — full of raging hormones, bad attitudes, insecurities and zits big enough...
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Handling a Pet’s Death, Preschooler-Style
Dec 11, 2012I dreaded telling Miss Skye that Marcy had passed away. The concept of death is hard...
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Saying Good-Bye to My *Real* Firstborn
Dec 10, 2012We had just returned from a harrowing 30 hours at the hospital with Drew — an...
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Touching Santa’s Pole
Dec 6, 2012While I tend to my sick and miserable little boy who won’t stop clinging to me...
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Pleading the Case for More Toddler Undergarment Diversity
Nov 28, 2012The time has finally arrived, folks: Skye is potty trained! For the most part! Giddy exclamation...
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5 Reasons You Should Vote for the Preschooler-Toddler Ticket Today
Nov 6, 2012We’ve already established why my three-year-old would rock this election season as a presidential candidate; if...
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The Weird Thing About Babies
Oct 31, 2012A weird thing happens after you have babies. They grow into little people. This is the...
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Warning: Do NOT Purchase a New Car Under the Influence of Pregnancy Hormones
Sep 18, 2012You know how they tell you not to do anything major to your hair while pregnant...
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Blues vs. Pinks
Aug 22, 2012I don’t mean to alarm my fellow Angelenos, but I feel it is my duty to...