Thanks to all of the readers who submitted pictures of their adorable little ones! (And to the lone man who submitted his photo with the caption “Hi”…I, um, think you may have mistaken my site for Tinder.) Loyal Laughing Stork followers know I love me some baby pictures with funny captions, so without further ado, here are the LAUGHING STORK BABIES OF THE WEEK.
From reader Sydney who says, “When somebody eats the last piece of leftover cake.”
Watching cartoons on TV LIKE A BOSS. (Photo courtesy of reader Crystal.)
“Sorry, Mom and Dad — no time for Peek-a-Boo. Gotta work on some coding for NASA first…” (From reader Japhet.)
Talk about a backseat driver. (From Laughing Stork reader Krishnie.)
“Double chin!” writes reader E. French. (Ed. note: Is this also Baby’s First Selfie?)
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It’s that time of year when we welcome the best season of all; I am, of course, talking about the Fall TV season. Woo-hoo! To get us properly excited about tonight’s premiere of one of my favorite shows, Modern Family, I’ve rounded up the top 10 “Phil-isms” to live by:
“Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.”
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like ‘Whaaat?!’”
“If you love something, set it free… unless it’s a tiger.”
“I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I’m one of them. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.”
“I’ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.”
“The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations”
“Claire likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution.’ But, I happen to believe you can be both.”
“I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ’em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.”
“Always look people in the eye, even if they’re blind. Just say ‘I’m looking you in the eye.’”
“A Realtor’s just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I’m completely clueless.”
It’s the question every kitty parent asks herself at some point: Are my cats mature enough — and responsible enough — to have their own cell phone? Well, Mr. Candy and I finally caved to the cats’ increasingly adamant demands and bought them a joint phone, in hopes that learning how to share such a device will also teach them how to better share their nightly Meow Mix. (Yeah, right.)
I’ve decided to share the texts I receive from those crazy cats (lack of opposable thumbs, be damned!) in a column I’ve creatively named, “Texts from My Cats.” Here is the first of many:
I’m not usually a fan of “ambush” makeovers — Hey, you! You look terrible! Let us tone down your hideousness! — but this one on Kathie Lee and Hoda made me a little weepy, I’ve got to admit. (And, no, I wasn’t drinking wine along with Kathie Lee and Hoda. Yet.) Check out this 77-year-old woman, who was visiting the TODAY show Plaza with her sweet husband of 59 years, when she finally gets a load of herself after a three-hour pampering session…
AFTER (She’s the second makeover. BE PATIENT, as my three-year-old always tells me while I grumble about a video not loading on the iPad):
I don’t always review yogurt. But when I do, I make sure it comes in strawberry cheesecake:
Yeah, I’m easy like that.
Müller just launched this line of dessert-inspired yogurt — Strawberry Cheesecake and Raspberry Brownie Supreme and Peach Cobbler and Dulce De Leche Delight… oh my! — and asked me to share my thoughts about it. My first thought being, “Where can I hide this in the fridge so the kids don’t eat it?” (Hey, I was like an only child; sharing is not my forte.) I will admit: I usually eat light yogurts, so my eyebrows raised when I read the label (200+ calories). However, unlike most yogurts, this Müller one actually left me feeling — gasp! — full. I didn’t graze on the kids’ leftovers for at least another hour! And, yes, it is as yummy as it sounds.