(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*)
10. They have no problem passing out in strange places.
9. Bulk up by indulging in frequent late-night feedings.
8. Embarrassing lack of coordination.
7. Often regurgitate/spit up all over you if they drink too much.
6. Takes little-to-no encouragement to get them to lift up their shirts.
5. Have problems focusing their eyes.
4. Able to chug without taking a breath for impressive amount of time.
3. Responsive to people talking to them like a baby.
2. Woeful bladder control.
1. Blissfully unaware of people posting pictures of them looking drunk on the Internet.