9-Months-Pregnant Woman Chases Mugger Then Delivers — and More Top News

Nine-months-pregnant woman chases after her mugger in grocery store parking lot — then delivers her baby
Do not try this labor induction technique at home, ladies.

Mama June and Sugar Bear separate after she catches him cheating on a dating site
Which is weird because he always looks so HAPPY.

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Debra Messing’s “The Mysteries of Laura” is called the “worst new show of the fall TV season”
At least they have a clever tagline.  *Ahem*

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Jessica Simpson says she is “done” having kids
And, according to this handy chart, she really is!

The lines to get a new iPhone 6 are unsurprisingly INSANE
Unless it emits a shock wave to people who send mass texts, I think I’ll hold off

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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