If Famous Quotes Were Tweaked to Reflect a Modern-Day Mom’s Life

Here’s what Robert Louis Stevenson, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Milton Berle, Buddha and Aristotle Onassis might have said if they were alive today and were, you know, WOMEN…


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.