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Storktionary (Word of the Day): Grandparents

Grandparents (n.)

1. The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right;

2.  Your most trustworthy babysitters, the people with whom you feel completely comfortable leaving your baby for long periods of time — explaining why most grandparents flee to Florida.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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