Check Out Our New Line of Toddler-Inspired Bumper Stickers!

You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was giggling at such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool would it be if there were bumper stickers celebrating the things my toddler has accomplished?” And then I had another thought: “Oh. Maybe I should concentrate on the road instead of that mini-van’s bumper.”

So here they are: my toddler-inspired bumper sticker concepts, touting my toddler’s achievements (along with other interesting “quirks” and inspiring quotes). I don’t mean to brag, BUT…

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

2 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I need the mood sainted one! Teething has made my 16 month old son an unpredictable diva!

  • Two words: Cafe Press. I would totally buy the “my toddler licks shopping carts” bumper sticker.