Any Way You Slice It, Baby Cakes Are a Bad Idea

When I say I like to nibble on chubby babies, I mean it FIGURATIVELY.  Yikes.

Way too realistic-looking for my, um, taste.  Guess we should just be thankful it’s not a red velvet cake.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. minda123

    May 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    it likes a real baby very much . oh my god .

    • rose amato

      Jul 11, 2013 at 7:18 am

      whose the fucking idiot that came up with the idea of putting aknife in a babies head for a baby shower? your outa have one stuck in your head.

  2. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    May 27, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Oh, now that’s just wrong. Right up there with the vagina/birth jewelry.